I Will Get In Shape Probably Round - Maybe Pear | Funny Shelf Sitter | Get fit or at least... get decor that speaks your truth!
$10.00
Tired of all the get fit resolutions that last about as long as a salad in a room full of pizza? Well, here’s a shelf sitter that gets you. This 2.5” x 7” x 0.5” engraved MDF masterpiece is here to remind you (and anyone else passing by) that shape is a relative concept. Round? Sure. Pear? Why not. Donut-shaped? Also acceptable.
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🎨 Handcrafted by Parch-Mint Premium Wood Products in Elkhorn, Wisconsin, this sturdy little sign is built to last—just like that gym membership you keep paying for but never use.
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🌟 Why You Need This in Your Life:
✔ Premium Engraving: Deeply laser-etched for long-lasting clarity—unlike that post-workout energy that fades in five minutes.
✔ Compact & Versatile: Perfect for bookshelves, desks, kitchen counters, or wherever you contemplate your latest snack choice.
✔ Guilt-Free: Unlike gym memberships, this requires zero effort to maintain.
✔ Perfect Gift: For fitness enthusiasts with a sense of humor or snack enthusiasts who own their truth.
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🔥 Suggested Uses:
● Place it near your fridge as a daily reminder that fitness goals are flexible—kind of like elastic waistbands.
● Display it in your home gym (or that treadmill you use as a coat rack) for some motivational realism.
● Give it to a friend who's deep into their “new year, new me” phase—they’ll thank you around mid-February.
● Put it on your desk at work, so your coworkers stop asking how that "clean eating challenge" is going.
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🚀 Shipping Info:
● Sent directly from our state-of-the-art (but mostly sawdust-covered) workshop in Wisconsin.
● Packaged securely—because unlike your willpower around cake, we don’t let things crumble.
● Shipped fast, because we know impulse buys are best enjoyed before the guilt sets in.
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🎁 Give the gift of self-acceptance (and maybe a chuckle). Order yours today!