I’m At An Age When My Back Goes Out More Than I Do ENGRAVED SHELF SITTER | Hilariously Honest And Funny Shelf Sitter |

The Perfect Gift for Those Who Have More Snap, Crackle & Pop Than Their Cereal

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Description:

Ah, the golden years! Where the only thing getting wild and adventurous these days is our lower lumbar region. If your social life consists of doctor’s visits, early bird specials, and debating which heating pad setting is just right, then boy, do we have the perfect piece of home decor for you!

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Introducing our "I’m At An Age When My Back Goes Out More Than I Do" shelf sitter – a brutally honest yet wildly relatable addition to your home, office, or the nightstand where you keep your pain relievers.

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Features & Specs:

✅ Size: 2.5" x 7" x .5" – just big enough to make a statement, but not so big that you’ll throw your back out lifting it.

✅ Material: High-quality MDF – because we know real wood is heavy, and lifting heavy things is a younger person’s game.

✅ Engraved for Eternity: The text is laser-engraved, meaning it won’t fade, just like those questionable fashion choices from your youth.

✅ Handcrafted in the USA: Proudly designed and made by Parch-Mint Premium Wood Products in scenic Elkhorn, Wisconsin – a town that’s just as charming as your chiropractor.

✅ Freestanding: No need for complicated wall mounting. Simply set it on a shelf, desk, or anywhere that doesn’t require bending over.

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Why You Need This (Or Why Someone You Know Does):

✔️ Perfect Gift: Know someone who groans louder than their grandkids when standing up? This is for them!

✔️ Great Conversation Starter: Guests will chuckle, nod in agreement, and immediately start discussing their latest aches and pains.

✔️ Relatable & Timeless: Just like your back issues, this joke never gets old.

✔️ Painfully Accurate Decor: A must-have for your home, office, or the waiting room of any respectable physical therapist.

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So, if you or a loved one have reached that special time in life when a “fun night out” means making it through an entire movie without falling asleep, this sign is for you.

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Order now and let the world know that while your social life might be declining, your sense of humor is still fully intact!

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(Disclaimer: Shelf sitter is for display only. Not intended for use as a heating pad, lumbar support, or impromptu cane in an emergency.)