He Who Laughs Last Didn't Get It ENGRAVED SHELF SITTER | Confuse Your Guests, Impress Your Friends, and Baffle Your Enemies!

Are you tired of explaining jokes to people? Have you ever witnessed someone laughing a full 10 minutes after a punchline, only to realize they just now got it? Well, this "He Who Laughs Last Didn't Get It" engraved shelf sitter is the perfect way to honor those precious moments of delayed comprehension.

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✔ Size Matters! This compact 2.5” x 7” x 0.5” shelf sitter is big enough to be noticed but small enough to avoid being used as a weapon when someone finally understands the joke.

✔ Engraved for Eternity! Unlike cheap printed signs, this beauty is laser-engraved into MDF, ensuring that the wisdom (or confusion) will last as long as your patience for explaining humor.

✔ Handcrafted in the USA! Proudly designed and made by Parch-Mint Premium Wood Products in Elkhorn, Wisconsin—where cheese is sharp, but our humor is even sharper.

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Perfect Gift For:

🎁 That one friend who still doesn’t get your jokes but laughs anyway.

🎁 The office coworker who always laughs a full staff meeting too late.

🎁 Your dad, who thinks he’s funny but mostly tells groan-worthy puns (we respect the hustle).

🎁 Yourself—because let’s be honest, you need a daily reminder that not everyone is on the same comedic wavelength.

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Display Ideas!

🏡 Perch it on your bookshelf—between War and Peace (which you also didn’t get) and Dad Jokes: A Collection of Eye Rolls.

🏢 Add it to your desk at work so colleagues can see it right before they ask you to explain your joke… again.

☕ Place it near the coffee machine—because caffeine improves joke-processing speed (citation needed).

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Warning Label (Kind Of):

⚠️ May cause existential crises in people who suddenly realize they’ve been laughing at the wrong parts of jokes their whole lives.

⚠️ May induce sarcastic eye rolls from humorless individuals (but we assume you don’t associate with those types).

⚠️ If someone takes three full days to get the joke, please check on them.

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📦 Ships fast! Because waiting too long for something is never funny.

Add to cart before your brain catches up and you realize you need this in your life. 😆