I Talk To Myself Because Sometimes I Need Expert Advice ENGRAVED SHELF SITTER | (Also because I’m the only one who truly gets me.)

🔊 Do you ever have deep, philosophical conversations with yourself because you know you’re the smartest person in the room? (Or at least the only one who listens?) Then congratulations, this sign was practically made for you!

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📢 Introducing the official home décor for those of us who thrive in the art of self-dialogue! Whether you're debating the merits of pineapple on pizza, giving yourself a pep talk before that big meeting, or just muttering, "What was I saying?" for the third time today, this engraved MDF shelf sitter is here to validate your genius.

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✨ Features & Benefits (Because You Deserve a Detailed Rundown) ✨

✔ Cleverly Crafted – Expertly engraved into MDF (Medium Density Fiberboard, for those who like to sound fancy), so your words of wisdom last forever. Just like your inner monologue.

✔ Perfectly Proportioned – At 2.5" x 7" x .5", it's big enough to make a statement but small enough to not take up too much space—kind of like your unsolicited opinions.

✔ Versatile Placement – Ideal for desks, bookshelves, coffee tables, kitchen counters, bathroom vanities (for those deep-shower-thought moments), or anywhere else you have earth-shattering revelations.

✔ A+ Gift for Fellow Geniuses – Know someone who could use a good laugh? A teacher, coworker, boss, therapist, or that friend who really needs to take their own advice? (Or let’s be real—yourself?) This is the gift they never knew they needed but will totally appreciate.

✔ Made with Love & Sarcasm – Proudly designed and produced by Parch-Mint Premium Wood Products in Elkhorn, Wisconsin. That’s right, no mass production nonsense here. Just good ol’ Midwestern craftsmanship and a dash of self-deprecating humor.

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🎯 Why Buy This?

Let’s face it—you already talk to yourself. Why not make it official with a decorative sign that tells the world what’s really going on inside that brilliant brain of yours? Plus, every home needs at least one piece of décor that makes guests chuckle (or nervously nod in agreement).

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🛒 Add to cart now, before your inner voice convinces you to procrastinate again.

(And yes, we’re totally okay if you talk to yourself about this purchase before making a final decision. We encourage it, actually.)