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Who Fired The Maid? ENGRAVED SHELF SITTER 🧹🔥

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💥 Breaking News:

The maid has officially left the building. (Or was she fired? Or did she just run for the hills after seeing the state of your kitchen?) Either way, the dust is settling… literally.

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👀 Description:

This 2.5” x 7” x .5” masterpiece of domestic humor is expertly engraved into high-quality MDF (because real wood is expensive, and we have to save money for that maid who clearly isn’t showing up). Designed to perch proudly on any shelf, desk, or chaotic countertop, this shelf sitter is your official declaration of surrender in the battle against dust bunnies.

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🛠 Proudly handcrafted in Elkhorn, Wisconsin by Parch-Mint Premium Wood Products, where we believe in quality craftsmanship, a good laugh, and possibly avoiding housework altogether.

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Why You Need This:

✔️ Hilarious Home Decor: A perfect way to explain the mess without actually cleaning.

✔️ Engraved to Perfection: Deep, crisp lettering—just like the fine lines on your face when you realize no one is doing the dishes.

✔️ A Gift for the Overworked & Underappreciated: Know someone drowning in housework? This is cheaper than therapy.

✔️ Zero Maintenance: Unlike an actual maid, this shelf sitter won’t quit, demand a raise, or judge your questionable housekeeping skills.

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Perfect For:

🏡 Your Home – Because if you’re reading this, chances are your house needs it.

🎁 Gag Gifts – Great for housewarming, birthdays, or just to passive-aggressively hint at your spouse.

🤣 Office Decor – Because your coworkers need to know you're too busy for nonsense.

👀 People Who’ve Given Up – It’s not laziness; it’s a lifestyle choice.

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How to Use This Revolutionary Product:

1️⃣ Set it on a shelf.

2️⃣ Laugh.

3️⃣ Pour a glass of wine and accept your fate.

4️⃣ Wonder why you’re still the only one cleaning.

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🚨 WARNING:

Placing this in a shared household may result in sudden realizations, passive-aggressive remarks, and potential chore delegation. Use at your own risk.

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📦 Shipping:

We send this beauty straight from Wisconsin to your messy (but charming) home. If it arrives with a maid, let us know. We have questions.

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💯 Order Yours Today!

Because if cleaning isn't happening, at least the jokes should be. 😆