I Can't Talk Sorry But I Have Work To Do ~ ENGRAVED SHELF SITTER ~ Just Because You Don't Doesn't Mean I Don't

Ah, the struggle is real.

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Picture this: You’re at your desk, diligently working, laser-focused, productivity soaring… and then—BAM! Someone strolls in, oblivious to the fact that you’re knee-deep in actual work. They’re here for chit-chat. Small talk. Mindless banter. A deep dive into their cat’s existential crisis.

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You love people, sure. But sometimes… you just need them to GO AWAY.

Enter: The “I Can’t Talk – Sorry, But I Have Work To Do” Engraved Shelf Sitter.

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This little piece of MDF magic does the talking for you (because, let’s face it, you don’t have time for that). Engraved with precise sarcasm, it sits firmly on your desk, shelf, or wherever people tend to bother you most.

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PERFECT FOR:

✅ Home offices – Because remote work doesn’t mean you’re free for impromptu monologues about Aunt Carol’s bunion surgery.

✅ Actual offices – Tired of Steve from accounting stopping by “just to say hi”? Problem solved.

✅ Crafters, artists, and makers – Just because YOU work with your hands doesn’t mean THEY have to be in your space.

✅ Moms, dads, students, introverts, and innocent bystanders – This sign respects your time, even if others don’t.

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PRODUCT DETAILS:

📏 Size: 2.5” x 7” x .5” – The perfect size to make your point without taking up precious workspace.

🌲 Material: High-quality MDF – because real wood is for people with more free time than you have.

🖋 Engraving: Permanent, deep, and crisp – just like your resentment toward unnecessary interruptions.

🎨 Color: Classic neutral MDF with rich engraving – minimal, modern, and to the point.

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THE FINE PRINT (A.K.A. YOUR WARNING LABEL)

⚡ This sign will not physically remove annoying people from your vicinity, but it’s a great start.

⚡ If your boss is the problem, we suggest a larger sign. Or possibly a career change.

⚡ Ideal for office settings, but please do not attempt to use it as an excuse to ignore your spouse. That is a separate issue.

⚡ Not responsible for side-eyes, huffs, or offended looks from people who clearly have too much free time.

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HANDMADE WITH LOVE (AND A TOUCH OF FRUSTRATION)

Proudly designed, engraved, and finished in Elkhorn, Wisconsin by Parch-Mint Premium Wood Products – a small but mighty business dedicated to helping people say what they really mean (without actually having to say it).

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Add this to your desk and let it do the hard work—so you don’t have to.
ORDER NOW – BEFORE SOMEONE INTERRUPTS YOU AGAIN.

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🚀 Ships fast. Just like your patience running out.

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👀 Click ADD TO CART and reclaim your peace!