Rumors Are Carried By Haters Spread By Fools And Accepted By Idiots ~ ENGRAVED SHELF SITTER | Rumors Are Like A Poisonous Gas

📢 HOT OFF THE RUMOR MILL!

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Are you tired of listening to mindless gossip, baseless speculation, and drama more manufactured than a reality TV show? Well, grab a seat (preferably a shelf) because this engraved MDF shelf sitter is about to become your new favorite home or office décor statement!

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🔥 "Rumors Are Carried By Haters, Spread By Fools, And Accepted By Idiots" – A public service announcement for the ages, now elegantly engraved onto a sturdy 2.5" x 7" x .5" piece of MDF that refuses to spread anything but the cold, hard truth.

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🙄 Perfect for your desk, bookshelf, kitchen counter, or anywhere you want to remind people that you weren't born yesterday and your ears aren't garbage cans. This little sign speaks louder than any ill-informed chatterbox at the office water cooler.

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🏆 Why You NEED This Legendary Piece of Shelf Wisdom:

✅ Expertly Engraved – Because cheap stickers and vinyl letters are for amateurs. This message is carved into the MDF like it's etched into your patience for nonsense.

✅ Compact & Bold – At 2.5" x 7", it’s big enough to make an impact but small enough to fit where it matters.

✅ Proudly Made in the USA – Specifically, in the bustling metropolis of Elkhorn, Wisconsin, where we take our products seriously (but everything else with a grain of salt).

✅ A Perfect Gift – Ideal for coworkers drowning in office drama, family members who can’t stop spreading Facebook conspiracies, or that one friend who lives for the tea.

✅ A Daily Reminder – That some people will believe anything, but you, my friend, have standards.

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🎯 Where to Use This Little Masterpiece:

🔹 Office Desk – So Karen from Accounting thinks twice before spilling the latest "news."

🔹 Bookshelf – Because a good book > bad gossip. Every. Single. Time.

🔹 Kitchen Counter – Next to your coffee maker, so you can start your day with truth, not nonsense.

🔹 Gift-Wrap It for Fun – Imagine the look on their face when they realize it’s not another scented candle.

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🌟 SATISFACTION GUARANTEED!** (Unless you were expecting it to literally stop people from being idiots – we’re good, but we’re not that good.)**

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So what are you waiting for? Add this hilariously truthful shelf sitter to your cart and let your décor do the talking! 🚀