If You Stumble, Make It Part of the Dance ~ ENGRAVED SHELF SITTER ~ For Those With Two Left Feet

If You Stumble, Make It Part of the Dance – ENGRAVED SHELF SITTER
A tiny but mighty dose of wisdom (with a side of sass)!

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💃 Waltz right into wisdom with this engraved MDF shelf sitter! 💃

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Have you ever tripped over your own feet, spilled coffee on your shirt, or walked into a glass door because you were too busy checking your reflection? (Don’t lie—we’ve all been there.) Life’s full of stumbles, but rather than face-planting into embarrassment, why not cha-cha your way into acceptance? Enter this If You Stumble, Make It Part of the Dance engraved shelf sitter—your daily reminder that even when life throws a banana peel your way, you can still make it look intentional.

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📏 THE SPECS (Because Size Matters)

■ Dimensions: A compact 2.5" x 7" x .5"—small enough to fit anywhere, but big enough to make a statement.

■ Weight: A feather-light 4 ounces—because who needs another heavy burden in life?

■ Material: Premium MDF (Medium Density Fiberboard for those of us who like to sound fancy). It may not be solid oak, but neither is your IKEA furniture, and that’s doing just fine.

■ Design: Expertly engraved with precision, because hand-painting it would mean smudges, and we’re perfectionists here.

■ Color: Classic and neutral, so it fits in with your décor whether you live in a farmhouse chic paradise or a studio apartment that still has college dorm vibes.

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🏆 WHY YOU NEED THIS

✔ Motivation on Demand – Perfect for those who need daily reminders to stop overthinking that awkward wave you gave to a stranger.

✔ Gift-Worthy Goodness – Ideal for friends, family, co-workers, or that one person in your life who can trip over absolutely nothing and still blame the floor.

✔ Home Décor with a Twist – Who says your bookshelf, desk, or kitchen counter can’t also be a stage for your comedic wisdom?

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🎁 WHERE TO PUT IT

■ On your desk – Because work is just a series of stumbles, and you might as well make it look graceful.

■ By the coffee maker – So when you inevitably spill your morning caffeine, you can just tell people it was part of your interpretive dance routine.

■ In the bathroom – For those mornings when you trip getting out of the shower and need a quick confidence boost.

■ On the bookshelf – Next to all those self-help books you meant to read but never did.

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👏 HANDCRAFTED PERFECTION FROM ELKHORN, WISCONSIN

Proudly designed and made by Parch-Mint Premium Wood Products in the bustling metropolis of Elkhorn, Wisconsin—where the cows are friendly, the cheese is divine, and our workshop hums with the sound of creativity (and power tools).

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🛒 READY TO ADD TO CART?

Go ahead—treat yourself (or someone who needs to hear this). Because life’s too short to stress over a little stumble when you could be twirling through it instead. 💃✨

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(Disclaimer: This shelf sitter will not improve your actual dance skills, but it may make you feel better about your two left feet.)