If You Think I'm Short You Should See My Patience ~ ENGRAVED SHELF SITTER ~ There's Short... Then There's 'Short'!

But honestly, can you even put a price on this level of wit?

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📏 Dimensions: 2.5" x 7" x 0.5" (a true pocket-sized powerhouse of sarcasm)

⚖️ Weight: A mere 4 ounces – lighter than your patience when dealing with slow walkers.

📍 Proudly Designed & Made By: Parch-Mint Premium Wood Products in Elkhorn, Wisconsin. (That’s right, this is Midwest-made, so it comes with a built-in appreciation for cheese and an uncanny ability to say "ope" when squeezing past people.)

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🌟 Product Description:

Are you vertically challenged? Do people constantly remind you of it as if you had somehow missed the memo your entire life? Have you mastered the art of standing on your tiptoes while giving death stares? Then, friend, this shelf sitter is for you!

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This beautifully engraved MDF sign delivers your message loud and clear – with zero need for a step stool or yelling. It’s the perfect blend of sass, sarcasm, and sturdy craftsmanship. Whether you're 5'2" or simply have the patience of a wet cat in a room full of toddlers, this little block of attitude will make sure everyone knows where you stand (or, rather, how high you stand).

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🏠 Where to Place This Masterpiece?

✔ On your desk at work—so your taller coworkers finally stop asking if you need help reaching the coffee mugs.

✔ On a bookshelf—ironically, on the top shelf, just to make people struggle a little.

✔ In the kitchen—next to your perfectly sized step stool.

✔ As a gift—because let's be real, every short person you know deserves this level of validation.

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🔥 Why You'll Love It:

✅ Engraved & sassy-approved – This isn’t just a sticker slapped on some wood. The engraving is permanent, just like your frustration when people rest their elbows on your head.

✅ Lightweight yet sturdy – Much like your determination to be taken seriously despite being mistaken for a middle schooler at least once a month.

✅ Witty conversation starter – Though let’s be honest, it’s more of a conversation ender.

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🎁 The Perfect Gift For:

💡 That friend who swears they’re 5’3” but we all know they’re actually 5’1” with good posture.

💡 The sassy aunt who still gets carded at bars and secretly loves it.

💡 Yourself, because self-care includes surrounding yourself with things that speak your truth.

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🔨 Handcrafted in Elkhorn, Wisconsin, with love, humor, and a deep understanding of the struggle.

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✨ Short in stature, but tall in sarcasm—just like you! ✨

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Want to personalize it? Drop me a message! I'll even engrave your name, your actual height (if you dare), or your favorite short joke. Just don't ask me to make it taller.

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🛒 Add to cart before it disappears like your patience in a slow-moving checkout line!