It May Look Like I'm Doing Nothing But In My Head, I'm Quite Bus ~ ENGRAVED SHELF SITTER ~ Turning Things Over In My Mind

It May Look Like I'm Doing Nothing, But In My Head, I'm Quite Busy – Engraved MDF Shelf Sitter

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🚨 ATTENTION, DAYDREAMERS, OVER-THINKERS, AND MASTERS OF MENTAL MARATHONS! 🚨

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Are you tired of people rudely assuming that just because you're staring into the abyss, you’re not actually hard at work? Well, my friend, it’s time to set the record straight with this beautifully engraved shelf sitter that tells the world, “Hey, my brain is running Windows 95, and it's processing!”

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FEATURES THAT WILL BLOW YOUR MIND (NOT LITERALLY… WE HOPE)

✅ Perfect Size for Maximum Sass – Measuring in at a mighty 2.5" x 7" x 0.5", this bad boy is small enough to sit on your desk without demanding rent but big enough to make a statement. It’s like a Chihuahua with attitude. 🐶

✅ Feather-light & Fabulous – Weighing just 4 ounces, this sign is lighter than your responsibilities but still packs a punch! Stand it up so it can stand up for you, or gently lob it at someone who interrupts your daydreaming. (Not recommended, but hey, you do you.)

✅ Engraved with Precision – Unlike your attention span, this engraving will not fade, peel, or ghost you like that one ex. The crisp, clean letters are carved into the MDF with guided perfection (literally—because we use a router!).

✅ Made with Love & Sarcasm – Crafted with care by Parch-Mint Premium Wood Products in Elkhorn, Wisconsin, where we believe words are powerful, but engraved words are forever (or at least until you accidentally spill sulfuric acid on them).

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PLACES THIS SIGN WILL SHINE (LITERALLY OR FIGURATIVELY)

🏡 At Home – Place it in your office, living room, or next to your guilt-inducing pile of unfinished projects for maximum irony.

🖥️ At Work – Perfect for confusing your boss into thinking you're deep in thought when, in reality, you're deciding what’s for dinner.

🎁 As a Gift – Know someone whose head is a 24/7 Broadway production of overthinking and daydreaming? This is the sign they never knew they needed but will definitely appreciate.

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FREQUENTLY ASKED QUESTIONS (THAT NOBODY ASKED BUT WE’LL ANSWER ANYWAY)

Q: Is MDF real wood?
A: Well… it’s wood-adjacent. Like how a hot dog is meat-adjacent. It’s sturdy, smooth, and takes engraving beautifully, just like fancy hardwood, but without the "my wallet is crying" price tag.

Q: Will this sign make me more productive?
A: Absolutely not. In fact, it may encourage more staring, more deep thoughts, and possibly more snarky comments to coworkers. But hey, we support that.

Q: Can I buy more than one?
A: YES! One for your desk, one for your nightstand, one for that friend who constantly spaces out mid-conversation... The possibilities are endless! Just ask and I will make as many as your heart desires.

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FINAL THOUGHTS (BECAUSE WE KNOW YOU’RE BUSY—OR AT LEAST LOOK LIKE YOU ARE)

This hilarious, sarcastic, and beautifully crafted engraved shelf sitter is the perfect gift for anyone with a sense of humor and a wandering mind. Whether you’re a professional daydreamer, a part-time philosopher, or just someone who enjoys looking busy without actually being busy, this sign is your new best friend.

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💥 Get yours now before your train of thought leaves the station! 💥

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