My Dog Found Me At The Pound ~ ENGRAVED SHELF SITTER ~ Just Waiting To "Go For A Ride"

My Dog Found Me at the Pound – A Shelf Sitter That Sits and Stays!

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💡 Need a sign that perfectly sums up your dog’s superior taste in humans? Look no further! This 2.5” x 7” x 0.5” piece of MDF magnificence is here to declare the obvious: your pooch picked you, and quite frankly, you should feel honored.

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🐶 Because let's be real—your furry overlord didn’t just "get rescued." No, no. They meticulously selected you from a lineup of mere mortals, sniffed you up and down, and thought, "Yep, this one will do." And now, for the low, low price of “I’m supporting a small business” dollars, you can commemorate that moment with this finely crafted engraved MDF shelf sitter that’s as lightweight as your dog's patience when you say “walk later.”

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🎨 Rustic? Modern? Something in between? We’ve gotcha covered! This beauty goes with any décor style—Farmhouse Chic, Minimalist Dog Hair, or Full-On Canine Chaos. Just prop it up on a shelf, desk, or next to that 800th dog toy your pup refuses to play with because the box it came in was clearly the real prize.

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🛠️ Handcrafted with love (and probably a little sawdust) in Elkhorn, Wisconsin by the talented folks at Parch-Mint Premium Wood Products (that’s us, in case you missed it). We don't just make stuff—we make paw-some stuff. This isn't some mass-produced, soulless, laser-burned nonsense. Oh no, this bad boy is routed with care, precision, and just a hint of sawdust-fueled caffeine.

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📏 The Need-to-Know Deets:

✔ Size: 2.5” x 7” x 0.5” (perfectly portable, just like your dog’s ability to move your socks when you’re not looking)

✔ Weight: A mere 4 ounces (lighter than your guilt when you tell your pup they just ate)

✔ Material: Engraved MDF (that’s Medium-Density Fiberboard for those who appreciate the finer things in life)

✔ Placement: Free-standing—no fancy hardware needed, because who has time for that?

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💌 Shipping Info:

We ship this baby out faster than your dog runs when they hear the word “treat.” Each sign is securely packaged to ensure it arrives in tip-top shape—because, let’s face it, the last thing you need is one more thing to fix.

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🔄 Returns & Exchanges:

Not feelin’ it? That’s ruff. We do accept returns, but if your dog chews on it first, that’s between you and them.

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🎁 Great Gift Idea!

Looking for the perfect gift for your dog-loving friend who won't stop posting about their rescue pup? Boom. Done. Wrap this up with some treats, and you’ve officially won gift-giving.

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So go ahead—add this to your cart before your dog barks at you for taking too long. 🐾

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