My Dog Thinks He's Human I'm Starting To Believe Him ~ ENGRAVED SHELF SITTER

Love Is... My Dog Thinks He's Human. I'm Starting to Believe Him – A Parch-Mint Premium Wood Product

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Are you starting to question whether your four-legged best friend is, in fact, more human than you? Does he insist on taking the best seat on the couch, guilt-trip you with those eyes, and somehow know exactly when you're sneaking a snack? You’re not alone. Science (probably) proves that dogs are just furry toddlers who refuse to pay rent. And honestly, we wouldn’t have it any other way.

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🐾 The De-Tails (Get It?)

■ Size:
2.5" x 7" x 0.5" – Small enough to fit anywhere, big enough to make a statement (much like your dog when you’re eating).

■ Weight:
A mere 4 ounces, making it lighter than the emotional weight of leaving your dog home alone.

■ Material:
Engraved MDF, because we’re classy like that. No stickers or paint peeling here—just crisp, routed lettering with a touch of rustic charm.

■ Proudly Made in:
Elkhorn, Wisconsin, the Paris of the Midwest (if Paris had cows and really good cheese curds).

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🐕 Why You Need This

■ Perfect for dog lovers, dog tolerators, and anyone slowly realizing their dog has more personality than most people.

■ Great for shelves, desks, mantels, or any surface your dog hasn’t claimed as their own yet.

■ A hilarious gift for fellow dog parents who understand that their pup is basically a small, very hairy, extremely needy human.

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📦 The Fine Paw-print (Shipping & Stuff)

We lovingly craft each sign right here in our workshop at Parch-Mint Premium Wood Products (because Etsy told us calling it a "garage" wasn’t classy). We ship with care, so your package arrives safely—unlike that Amazon box your dog destroyed last week.

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So, whether your pup thinks he’s your child, your boss, or just the king of the house (he’s not wrong), this sign is the perfect way to admit that, yes, he might actually be human.

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🐾 Order now before your dog sees this and insists you buy it. Because let's be honest—he already runs your life. 🐾

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