After God Created The Dog He Sat Down And Smiled ~ ENGRAVED SHELF SITTER ~ Because He Knew He Had Peaked

After God Created The Dog, He Sat Down and Smiled – Because Your Dog Deserves a Tribute More Permanent Than the Couch Fur

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Ah, dogs. Loyal companions, furry therapists, and connoisseurs of fine garbage dining. They give us unconditional love, soulful puppy eyes, and enough shed fur to knit a second dog. It’s no wonder that after God created them, He just sat down and smiled. I mean, what else was there left to do? Cats? Please. They’re just judgmental roommates.

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And now, you can celebrate this divine masterpiece of canine perfection with a beautifully engraved MDF shelf sitter that perfectly captures the sentiment of every true dog lover.

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✨ The Nitty-Gritty Details (Because We Know You’re Thorough, Just Like a Dog Sniffing a Fire Hydrant):

✔ Size: 2.5" x 7" x .5" – Just the right size to perch on a shelf, desk, or anywhere you want a reminder of doggy greatness.

✔ Weight: A feather-light 4 ounces – which is approximately the same weight as the treat bag your dog somehow always knows you're holding.

✔ Material: Engraved MDF – because solid wood is for chew toys, and we don’t want to start any confusion.

✔ Finish: Smooth, sealed, and ready for action – just like a freshly groomed golden retriever.

✔ Display Options: Sits proudly on its own, no extra stands required. (Unlike your dog, who requires a belly rub and three treats to sit.)

✔ Proudly Designed & Made By: Parch-Mint Premium Wood Products in Elkhorn, Wisconsin – where we know a thing or two about fine craftsmanship and the importance of a well-placed belly scratch.

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🐾 Why You Need This in Your Life:

♦ Because You Love Dogs: If you don’t, I have serious concerns about your priorities.

♦ Because MDF Never Pees on the Carpet: Unlike some four-legged family members we won’t name.

♦ Because It’s the Perfect Gift: Whether it’s for a dog lover, your favorite veterinarian, or that one friend whose dog has a fancier wardrobe than you.

♦ Because Your Dog Approves: Okay, maybe they don’t care, but let’s pretend they do.

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🎁 A Fetching Gift Idea

Surprise your fellow dog-obsessed friends with a gift that says, “Yes, I acknowledge your entire personality revolves around your dog, and I support this.” Perfect for birthdays, housewarmings, or as a thoughtful "I saw this and thought of you… and also of that time your dog stole my sandwich" gesture.

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🐶 Your Dog Would Buy This If They Had a Credit Card

Since they don’t (yet), it’s up to you. Add this to your cart before your dog chews up something expensive and you need retail therapy.

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🛒 Click ‘Add to Cart’ Now – Because Unlike a Dog, This Won’t Chase You Down If You Ignore It.

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