Ford Boss 302 Mustang ENGRAVED SHELF SITTER ~ The Race Winner

Boss 302 Mustang Engraved MDF Shelf Sitter – The Fastest 4 Ounces You’ll Ever Own!

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🏁 START YOUR ENGINES… or at least your online shopping cart! 🏁

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Do you dream of roaring V8s, classic muscle car perfection, and that unmistakable Boss 302 swagger? Well, buckle up, because while this shelf sitter won’t peel out in the driveway, it WILL rev up your home, office, or garage décor faster than you can say “zero to sixty.”

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📏 Specs That Matter (Unlike the Ones in Your Junk Drawer):

✔ Precision-engraved MDF – because real gearheads appreciate details, even in wood.

✔ Size: A modest but mighty 2.5” x 7” x 0.5” – perfect for any desk, workbench, or trophy shelf.

✔ Weight: A feathery 4 ounces – unlike the actual Boss 302, you can lift this one without pulling a muscle.

✔ Made in the USA – Specifically Elkhorn, Wisconsin, where the sawdust flows and the Mustangs are legendary (well, at least Boss Mustangs are).

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💨 Why You NEED This (Yes, NEED):

🏎 Instant horsepower upgrade for your shelf. Your décor just went from “meh” to “muscle.”

🏎 No gas, no maintenance, no insurance. Finally, a Mustang that won’t drain your wallet.

🏎 Perfect for garages, man caves, and offices. Because let’s be honest, that "Live, Laugh, Love" sign isn’t cutting it.

🏎 Great gift for Mustang fans! Whether it's for a car show buddy, your speed-loving spouse, or yourself (because you deserve nice things).

🏎 Conversation starter. “Wow, is that a Boss 302 on your desk?” “Yes. Yes, it is.”

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⚠️ A Few Things You Should Know Before Trying to Drag Race It:

🔧 Does not actually run. If you try to turn the key, you’ll just look silly.

🔧 Comes unfinished. Paint it, stain it, or leave it raw like an untamed stallion.

🔧 Not a street-legal vehicle. No matter how hard you push it, it won’t hit 60 mph—unless you throw it really hard.

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🚀 Add to cart now before your shelf decides it needs a little more horsepower. Because let’s face it—you were born to own a Boss. 🏁