Ford Boss 429 Mustang ENGRAVED SHELF SITTER ~ Big Brother to the Boss 302 and Boss 351

Boss 429 Mustang Engraved MDF Shelf Sitter – Small in Size, Big on Horsepower (Sort Of)!

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🏁 ATTENTION, MUSTANG LOVERS! 🏁

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Do you dream of owning a Boss 429, but your bank account (and your garage space) say “Absolutely not”? Well, we’ve got good news! You can still claim a piece of legendary muscle car history without refinancing your house or explaining another vehicle purchase to your significant other.

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Introducing the Boss 429 Engraved MDF Shelf Sitter – the perfect way to show off your love for the baddest Mustang ever built, without the hassle of an actual engine to maintain. It’s small, lightweight, and guaranteed to turn heads (at least, the ones in your office, man cave, or garage).

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📏 Product Details (Because Size Matters):

✔ Precision-engraved MDF – because muscle cars deserve to be honored with clean, sharp lines.

✔ Finished for a sleek, polished look – no need to sand, paint, or pretend you're going to “get around to it.”

✔ Measures 2.5” x 7” x 0.5” – just the right size to park on a shelf, desk, or workbench.

✔ Weighs only 4 ounces – lighter than your remote control, but just as essential.

✔ Proudly crafted by Parch-Mint Premium Wood Products in Elkhorn, Wisconsin – where sawdust is a lifestyle.

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💨 Why This Boss 429 Shelf Sitter Belongs in Your Collection:

🏎 Adds instant muscle to your décor. Your shelf just got a lot tougher.

🏎 No fuel, no maintenance, no speeding tickets. It’s the most affordable Boss 429 you’ll ever own.

🏎 Great for garages, man caves, offices, and anywhere you need a horsepower boost.

🏎 Perfect gift for Mustang fanatics, gearheads, and anyone who understands that torque is more important than most life decisions.

🏎 Pairs well with jealousy. Friends will ask where you got it. You get to be the cool one who knows.

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⚠️ Things You Should Know Before Trying to Take It to the Drag Strip:

🔧 It will not start. If you try to turn a key, you will be disappointed.
🔧 It will not fit in your actual Mustang. We tried, but glove compartments weren’t made for legends.
🔧 It’s already finished. No DIY required—just unwrap and enjoy!

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🚀 Add to cart now and give your space the power of the Boss 429—without the oil stains! 🏁