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🍕 My Diet Starts Tomorrow... Maybe Never 🍕

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Handmade by Parch-Mint Premium Wood Products, Elkhorn, WI

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Listen, we all have intentions. Maybe you intended to eat a salad today. Maybe you intended to skip dessert. Maybe you even intended to go to the gym (or at least drive by it on the way to the bakery). But let’s be real—those intentions disappeared the moment someone mentioned pizza, tacos, or literally anything deep-fried.

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That’s why this hilariously relatable shelf sitter is a must-have for anyone who has ever said "My diet starts tomorrow" … and then immediately followed that statement with a donut. Or two.

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✨ Why This Sign is a Snack-Worthy Must-Have:

✔ Truth in Wood Form – At just 2.5" x 7" x 0.5", this sign is small enough to fit anywhere but big enough to make a statement (just like that plate of nachos you "accidentally" finished).

✔ Premium Quality – No Empty Calories! – Made from high-quality wood by the fine folks at Parch-Mint Premium Wood Products in Elkhorn, WI, this sign is durable and built to last—unlike your willpower around carbs.

✔ Sleek, Square-Edged Design – Just like a perfectly cut brownie, this sign’s crisp, clean edges make it a classy addition to your home décor.

✔ Perfect for Every Room!

Kitchen – Because let’s be honest, that’s where the snacks are.
Dining Room – A great conversation piece while you're strategically stealing fries off someone else’s plate.
Office – So your coworkers know they can bribe you with cookies.
Gym – Just kidding. We both know this isn’t going anywhere near a gym.

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🎁 The Perfect Gift for:

✔ Foodies who embrace the "See Food, Eat Food" diet.

✔ That One Friend who always says they’re cutting carbs... while eating a bagel.

✔ Coworkers, Siblings, Parents, or Anyone Who Enjoys a Good Laugh (and a Good Snack).

✔ Yourself, Obviously. Because treat yourself isn’t just a phrase—it’s a lifestyle.

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📦 Fast Shipping & Carefully Packaged!

Your new favorite shelf sitter ships quickly, carefully wrapped, and ready to spread the gospel of diet procrastination the moment it arrives.

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🛒 Click ‘Add to Cart’ now and embrace your snack-loving destiny!