Livin' On A Prayer ENGRAVED Shelf Sitter | Because Adulting is Harder Than a Bon Jovi Guitar Solo!

Livin’ On A Prayer Engraved Shelf Sitter

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Are you halfway there to decorating greatness? Need a little divine intervention for your home décor? Look no further! This Livin’ On A Prayer engraved shelf sitter is here to remind you that even if your wallet’s as empty as your fridge on a Monday, you’re still holding on – with wooden determination.

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Features That’ll Make You Wanna Shout “Whoa-ohhh!”:

✅ Quality Engraving – The words aren’t just slapped on with some cheap sticker. Nope! We’ve engraved them into MDF, so the inspiration lasts longer than your last attempt at meal prepping.

✅ Perfect Size – 2.5" x 7" x .5" is big enough to make a statement but small enough to fit on your shelf, desk, or anywhere you contemplate life’s big questions – like whether you really need another cup of coffee. (You do.)

✅ Handcrafted with Love & Maybe Some Frustration – Each piece is crafted with the kind of passion Jon Bon Jovi puts into his hair – but with slightly less hairspray.

✅ Great Gift Idea – Know someone who’s barely hanging on? This makes the perfect gift to tell them, “Hey, you got this!” (Or at least, “Hey, you’ve got this wooden thing now.”)

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Why You Need This in Your Life:

Because screaming song lyrics in your car isn’t enough – now your shelf can scream motivation at you too!

Because your other décor is living on a despair and needs an upgrade.

Because deep down, you know that Tommy and Gina wouldn’t give up – and neither should you!

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Specs:

📏 Dimensions: Perfectly sized at 2.5" x 7" x .5" to fit in that weird empty space you’ve been meaning to fill.

🌲 Material: MDF – because fake wood is for people who don’t believe in real wood.

🎨 Finish: Smooth, sealed, and ready to rock your space.

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Shipping & Processing:

🚀 We ship fast – because patience is overrated!

🎁 Need it gift-wrapped? We can do that too, because we’re all about spreading the joy (and the sarcasm).

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So, what are you waiting for? Add this Livin’ On A Prayer shelf sitter to your cart before you are the one barely holdin’ on. And remember – Whoa-ohhh! You’re livin’ on a shelf! 🎸

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Proudly made by Parch-Mint Premium Wood Products in Elkhorn, Wisconsin