I'm Not Lazy I'm Just Highly Motivated To Do Nothing ENGRAVED Shelf Sitter | The Shelf Sitter That Gets You!

Because Prioritizing Rest is a Full-Time Job

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Are you an overachiever in the fine art of relaxation? Do you believe in working smarter, not harder—where “smarter” means conserving energy at all costs? Then this 2.5” x 7” x .5” engraved MDF shelf sitter is your spirit animal in home décor form.

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Proudly designed and meticulously crafted by Parch-Mint Premium Wood Products in Elkhorn, Wisconsin, this little block of wisdom is here to do what you do best—sit perfectly still and not move unless absolutely necessary.

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✨ Features & Benefits (If You Even Care to Read Them) ✨

✅ Engraved to perfection – No cheap vinyl stickers here! The message is permanently engraved into MDF, just like your lifelong commitment to minimal effort.

✅ Perfectly sized – At 2.5” x 7” x .5”, it’s small enough to fit anywhere but bold enough to make your stance on productivity crystal clear.

✅ Freestanding design – Requires zero effort on your part. Just place it on a shelf, desk, or nightstand, and let it do what it does best—nothing.

✅ Crafted by skilled humans who (unlike you) actually put in some effort.

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🏡 Where Can You Display This Monument to Your Laziness?

● Your work desk (so your boss knows what they’re up against).

● Your home office (because technically you’re in the office).

● Your nightstand (a gentle reminder to not overexert yourself by making the bed).

● The living room shelf (so visitors know what to expect).

● Gift it to that one friend who always “needs a nap” (or just keep it because returning it would be too much work).

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🎁 Makes a Great Gift! (Because Shopping for Others is Hard)

Know someone who treats their couch like a throne of serenity? Or maybe you have a friend who believes “procrastination” is just another word for “strategic planning”? This sign makes the perfect gift for birthdays, holidays, or any occasion where sarcasm and truth collide.

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🚨 Warning: May Cause Smirks and Eye Rolls

While this shelf sitter is designed to sit quietly, its message may cause spontaneous chuckles, sarcastic nods, and deep sighs of agreement. Side effects may include an uncontrollable urge to binge-watch an entire TV series or “rest your eyes” for hours at a time.

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💤 Order now before you get distracted by a nap and forget! 💤