I Really Need A Day Between Saturday And Sunday ~ ENGRAVED SHELF SITTER ~ Because sanity is priceless

🎉 If You’ve Ever Wished for an Extra Day Between Saturday and Sunday... Join the Club!

You know that feeling when Friday is full of hope, Saturday is a blur of productivity (or Netflix marathons, no judgment), and then suddenly—it’s Sunday night and you’re staring into the abyss of Monday? Yeah, we’ve all been there. That’s why this little shelf sitter exists—to commemorate the universal truth that the weekend is simply too short.

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Meticulously designed and expertly engraved (by people who also wish they had another Saturday), this sign is the perfect passive-aggressive reminder that we, as a society, need to rethink the whole "only two days off" thing.

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📏 Product Details:

● Size: 2.5" x 7" x .5" (Perfectly compact, like your weekend.)

● Material: High-quality MDF (because real wood takes too long to grow, and we don’t have a spare Saturday for that).

● Finish: Precision engraved—so the message lasts longer than your weekend happiness.

● Color: White with natural MDF engraving—clean, classic, and subtle.

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🏡 Perfect For:

✔ Desks (so you can daydream about that missing day)

✔ Shelves (because let’s be honest, we all have that one empty spot)

✔ Gift for coworkers (who also look like zombies on Monday mornings)

✔ Your home office (where you pretend to be productive while counting the hours until Friday)

✔ Anyone who’s ever sighed, “Ugh, I wish there was another Saturday” (so… basically everyone)

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💡 Why You Need This Sign:

🔹 It’s cheaper than therapy.

🔹 No batteries, no WiFi, no complicated assembly—just pure, undeniable truth.

🔹 Adds instant character to any space (because nothing says "relatable" like publicly complaining about Mondays).

🔹 Handmade in Elkhorn, Wisconsin by Parch-Mint Premium Wood Products, where we take humor as seriously as our engraving.

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📦 Shipping & Processing

Unlike your weekend, we move fast! Processing time is typically 3-5 days, and we ship from Wisconsin to wherever overworked people reside.

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👉 Don’t let another weekend pass without this crucial, life-altering home and office decor piece. Hit that "Add to Cart" button now and let the world know—we need another day off, and we need it NOW!

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💬 Questions? Shoot us a message! Unless it’s about how to get an extra Saturday. We’re still working on that one.