Oh The Stories I Could Tell If I Could Remember Them ENGRAVED SHELF SITTER | Confuse Your Guests, Impress Your Friends, Baffle Your Enemies!

💭 Ever had a story so good… yet so forgotten?

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Maybe you were about to tell the most epic tale of your youth, only to trail off mid-sentence, squint at the ceiling, and mumble, "Wait… where was I going with this?" If so, congratulations! You’re officially part of the Forgetful Storyteller’s Club—no membership fees, just lots of confusion.

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That’s where this engraved shelf sitter comes in. It perfectly captures the spirit (and occasional mental lapse) of seasoned storytellers everywhere. Whether you're a grandparent with a legendary past, a coffee shop philosopher with selective recall, or just someone who walks into rooms and forgets why—this is your sign! (Literally.)

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🤔 Why You NEED This Shelf Sitter:

✔ Conversation Starter: Place it on a bookshelf, desk, or nightstand, and let guests laugh while you try to remember why you walked into the room.

✔ The Perfect Gift: Ideal for parents, grandparents, coworkers, or that one friend who can’t finish a sentence without saying, “Wait… what was I saying?”

✔ Engraved for Permanence: Unlike your fading recollections, this message will stay put—laser-engraved for maximum longevity (even if your memory isn’t).

✔ Premium MDF Craftsmanship: We use only the finest medium-density fiberboard because, let’s be honest, we need something to be sturdy in our lives.

✔ Handcrafted in the USA: Designed and made in beautiful Elkhorn, Wisconsin, where we absolutely remember what we’re doing… most of the time.

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🎁 Great for Any Occasion!

● Birthdays – Because nothing says "I love you" like a gentle roast.

● Retirement Gifts – Because let's face it, retirement means forgetting what day it is.

● Housewarming – Perfect for making new homes feel… familiar (if only we could remember where we put the keys).

● Office Desk Decor – A great way to explain why you just stared at your screen for five minutes.

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💡 A Shelf Sitter That Sits AND Speaks for You

Unlike your uncle at Thanksgiving, this shelf sitter knows when to stop talking—it stays put, does its job, and adds a touch of humor to any space. No batteries, no setup, just pure, unfiltered truth in a 2.5” x 7” package.

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🚚 SHIPPING & HANDLING

Shipped with care from Elkhorn, Wisconsin, because we remember our priorities!

Orders processed quickly (as long as we don’t get distracted along the way).

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📦 ORDER NOW! Because let’s be honest, if you wait too long, you might forget why you wanted it in the first place.