Tell It To The Hand ENGRAVED SHELF SITTER | | Funny Shelf Sitter | Because I'm Not Listening!

The Sassiest Piece of Home Décor You Never Knew You Needed

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Do you have a co-worker who won't stop talking? A family member who thinks they're always right? A neighbor who just has to tell you about their dog’s gluten-free diet? Well, friend, it's time to Tell It to the Hand—literally.

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Introducing the ultimate comeback in home décor: a sleek, sassy, and superbly engraved MDF shelf sitter that does all the talking for you (so you don’t have to waste your precious breath).

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✨ Product Details:

📏 Size: 2.5" x 7" x .5" – the perfect dimensions to command respect without taking up your entire shelf.

🛠️ Material: Premium MDF – because even sarcasm deserves to be displayed in high-quality fashion.

🎨 Finish: Crisp, clean engraving that tells people exactly where to direct their unsolicited opinions.

📍 Placement: Perfect for office desks, kitchen counters, bookshelves, or anywhere you need an extra layer of attitude.

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Why You Need This in Your Life:

✔️ Because "talk to the hand" never goes out of style.

✔️ Because your passive-aggressive sticky notes aren't cutting it anymore.

✔️ Because words are overrated, and MDF is forever.

✔️ Because sometimes, silence (and a well-placed sign) speaks louder than words.

✔️ Because it’s made by Parch-Mint Premium Wood Products in Elkhorn, Wisconsin, and we know a thing or two about quality… and sarcasm.

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Where Can You Use It?

🔹 Workplace: Set it on your desk, and let HR figure out if it’s unprofessional or genius.

🔹 Home: A hilarious addition to the kitchen, entryway, or even the bathroom (because, let’s be honest, some conversations should wait).

🔹 Gift Giving: Perfect for that one friend who has no filter, the boss with the best sense of humor, or your sibling who still hasn’t learned to take a hint.

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Customer Reviews (That We Totally Made Up):


🗣️ "This sign saved my marriage. Now, instead of arguing, I just point to the shelf!" – Linda, probably.

🗣️ "My coworkers are now 62% less annoying. Would buy again!" – Dave, an office hero.

🗣️ "My cat knocked it off the shelf. Even he respects its authority." – Samantha, proud cat mom.

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Order Yours Today!

🚀 FAST SHIPPING – Because you shouldn’t have to wait to establish dominance.

💯 HANDCRAFTED IN ELKHORN, WISCONSIN – Proudly made by Parch-Mint Premium Wood Products, where we take both quality and humor very seriously.

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So what are you waiting for? Grab one now and let your shelf do the talking! 😏✋