Stop Right There I've Heard Enough ~ ENGRAVED SHELF SITTER ~ I Totally Disagree

STOP RIGHT THERE – I’VE HEARD ENOUGH!

🛑 ENGRAVED SHELF SITTER – Because Some Conversations Deserve a Hard Stop 🛑

Are you tired of hearing people out? Had enough unsolicited advice, long-winded stories, or conspiracy theories that start with "Well, actually..."? Do you dream of a world where you can just hold up a sign and immediately end a conversation—without saying a single word?

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DREAM NO MORE.

Introducing the “STOP RIGHT THERE – I’VE HEARD ENOUGH” Engraved Shelf Sitter, your new favorite passive-aggressive home decor piece! Proudly designed and crafted by Parch-Mint Premium Wood Products in the bustling metropolis of Elkhorn, Wisconsin (yes, it’s a real place, and no, it’s not made of actual elk).

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🔹 SPECIFICATIONS:

📏 Size: 2.5” x 7” x .5” – perfectly proportioned for prime desk real estate, coffee table drama, or shelf superiority.

🪵 Material: High-quality MDF (Medium-Density Fiberboard – not to be confused with Majorly Displeased Facial Expressions, though it works for that too).

🔨 Engraved for Permanence: No flimsy stickers or fading prints here. This message is carved in for eternity, much like your disinterest in small talk.

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🔹 WHY YOU NEED THIS:

✅ Saves Your Voice – Let this sign do the talking while you sip your coffee in blissful silence.

✅ A Bold Yet Elegant Statement – The perfect balance between rude and refined.

✅ The Ultimate Gift – Know someone who’s had it up to HERE with nonsense? This is for them.

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🔹 HOW TO USE IT:

📌 At Work – Place it on your desk and watch as coworkers slowly turn and walk away mid-sentence.

📌 At Home – Perfect for family gatherings when Uncle Bob starts talking about “the good old days.”

📌 Zoom Meetings – Just hold it up to the camera and pretend your WiFi cut out.

📌 Anywhere, Really – It’s lightweight, portable, and works in any social situation where you just... can’t.

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💡 FUN FACT: This sign has reportedly saved relationships, prevented office meltdowns, and even deterred door-to-door salespeople. Results may vary.

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📦 SHIPPING & HANDLING:

📍 Made in Elkhorn, Wisconsin – handcrafted with Midwestern charm and just a pinch of sarcasm.

📦 Ships fast, because we know you’ve already heard enough waiting for things.

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🔥 LIMITED SUPPLY – GET YOURS BEFORE WE’VE HEARD ENOUGH OF MAKING THEM!

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👉 Add to Cart NOW before someone starts another story about their cat’s gluten intolerance.