No Man Is Great If He Thinks He Is ~ ENGRAVED Shelf Sitter ~ And We All Know Who That Is!

🎩 For the Humble (or Those Who Need a Reminder) 🎩

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Are you—or someone you know—a little too full of themselves? Perhaps their ego arrives in the room ten minutes before they do? Well, have we got the perfect gift for them! Or maybe you’re just a fan of profound wisdom carved into finely engineered wood products. Either way, this "No Man Is Great If He Thinks He Is" engraved MDF shelf sitter is exactly what your life has been missing.

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💡 THE DEEP THOUGHTS EDITION:

This piece is a gentle (or not-so-gentle) reminder that true greatness doesn’t come from thinking you’re great—it comes from, well… not thinking about it at all. So if you know someone whose mirror is their best friend, slide this onto their shelf and watch the self-reflection begin.

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🪵 ABOUT THE WOOD (WELL, KIND OF) 🪵

Meticulously crafted from premium MDF, which stands for Magnificently Durable… Fine? Okay, it actually stands for Medium Density Fiberboard, but we promise it’s still fancy. It has the look of wood without all those pesky knots, imperfections, or personality—kind of like that guy at the office who constantly talks about his greatness.

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🔥 WHY YOU NEED THIS MASTERPIECE: 🔥

✔ Size Matters – At 2.5" x 7" x .5", it's the perfect size to sit on a shelf, desk, or wherever self-awareness is needed most.

✔ Light as a Feather, But Heavy with Wisdom – Weighing in at only 4 ounces, it won’t break your shelf OR your spirit.

✔ Engraved for Eternity – Unlike fragile egos, this engraving won’t fade over time.

✔ Wisconsin-Made – Handcrafted by the expert wood wizards at Parch-Mint Premium Wood Products in beautiful Elkhorn, Wisconsin (where the cheese flows like wisdom and the beer is colder than your ex’s heart).

✔ Sarcasm Not Included – But heavily implied.

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🎁 THE PERFECT GIFT FOR:

--> The overconfident uncle who won't stop giving unsolicited life advice

--> The office know-it-all who still insists the earth is flat

--> Your favorite philosopher who enjoys contemplating the abyss (but in a fun way)

--> Anyone who just needs a humble little reality check

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💸 BUY NOW BEFORE GREATNESS GETS TO YOUR HEAD! 💸

Go ahead and grab one (or ten) today. Whether it’s a subtle reminder or a not-so-subtle intervention, this little slice of engraved wisdom belongs in every home.

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📦 SHIPPING & HANDLING 📦

We ship this beauty faster than an ego deflates in the face of facts! Expect your order to be on its way ASAP with all the care and love you’d expect from a family-run, humor-filled, wood-loving workshop in Wisconsin.

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Parch-Mint Premium Wood Products – Bringing You Timeless Wisdom, One Snarky Sign at a Time.