Cleaning Up With Children Around Is Like Shoveling During A Blizzard ~ ENGRAVED SHELF SITTER ~ Attn: Parents, Grandparents, and Babysitters

💨 Cleaning up after kids? You might as well be fighting a snowstorm with a spoon.

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Tired of playing an endless game of "Where Did That Sticky Handprint Come From?" or the classic "Didn't I JUST Pick That Up?" Well, friend, you're not alone. Parenting is basically extreme housework with moving obstacles—tiny, snack-crumb-covered, marker-wielding, tornado-like obstacles.

That’s why Parch-Mint Premium Wood Products (straight outta Elkhorn, Wisconsin—where snowstorms are an actual thing) proudly presents:

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🥶 Cleaning Up With Children Around Is Like Shoveling During A Blizzard 🥶

A solid piece of engraved MDF wisdom measuring 2.5” x 7” x .5” and weighing in at a feather-light 4 ounces—perfect for propping up on your shelf, desk, or wherever you need a reminder that you are fighting a losing battle... but you are not alone.

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🏆 Features of This Tiny Trophy of Truth:

✔️ Engraved MDF – Because printing it on paper would just mean your kids would color on it.

✔️ Compact Size – Small enough to fit in the only clean spot left in your house.

✔️ Made with Love & Sarcasm – Crafted in Wisconsin, where we know a thing or two about blizzards.

✔️ Lightweight – Unlike the burden of constantly cleaning the same mess over and over again.

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🎁 Perfect For:

► Parents who have given up hope of ever seeing their floor again

► Teachers who need a morale boost after another "indoor recess"

► Grandparents who find joy in watching their adult children struggle

► Baby shower gifts for soon-to-be parents who still think they’ve got this all figured out

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❄️ Bonus: Snow Not Included!

That’s right—unlike an actual blizzard, this sign won’t melt, freeze, or require a shovel. Just place it on a shelf and let it silently scream the truth for you while you sip cold coffee and wonder how the kids are already hungry again.

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📦 Shipping Info:

We ship fast (faster than your toddler can unroll an entire toilet paper roll), and we pack our products with care (unlike your kids when they "help" put things away).

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Get yours today, and let’s embrace the chaos together! 🌀😂