Anti-Social Butterfly ~ ENGRAVED SHELF SITTER ~ Go Away!

🦋 Anti-Social Butterfly – A Shelf Sitter for Those Who’d Rather Not 🦋
🌟 Because Sometimes the Best Social Event… Is Cancelled! 🌟

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Ah yes, the Anti-Social Butterfly—the majestic creature that thrives in the safety of its own home, emerging only for necessary coffee runs and the occasional begrudging family gathering. Unlike its social counterpart, this rare species avoids crowds, small talk, and anything resembling a “team-building exercise.”

And now, thanks to the wizards at Parch-Mint Premium Wood Products in Elkhorn, Wisconsin, you can proudly display your commitment to selective socializing with this engraved, MDF shelf sitter—a perfect conversation starter… assuming you’re willing to have one. (We won’t judge if you aren’t.)

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✨ FEATURES & SPECIFICATIONS ✨

✅ Dimensions: 2.5" x 7" x .5" – Because size matters… but only when it’s about the space between you and other humans.

✅ Weight: A breezy 4 ounces – Lighter than the emotional exhaustion of attending a party you didn’t want to go to.

✅ Material: MDF – That’s “Medium Density Fiberboard” for those of you willing to Google things instead of asking another person.

✅ Self-standing: Just like you when you realize you’d rather stand awkwardly at a social event than get roped into a conversation.

✅ Proudly made in Elkhorn, Wisconsin – Where cows outnumber people, and we like it that way.

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🎭 IS THIS FOR YOU? LET’S CHECK! 🎭

🔹 Do you find joy in cancelled plans?

🔹 Have you ever hidden in a bathroom to avoid social interaction?

🔹 Do you pretend you didn’t see a call, then text back two days later with, “Just saw this! LOL”?

🔹 Is your idea of a wild Friday night binge-watching a show and not hitting “skip intro” because it’s your moment of excitement?

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Congratulations! You are the proud embodiment of the Anti-Social Butterfly! This shelf sitter was made for you. (Or rather, near you. Don’t worry, we kept our distance.)

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🎁 THE PERFECT GIFT FOR:

🎀 The friend who suddenly “forgets how to text” whenever plans are discussed.

🎀 The coworker who somehow vanishes whenever there's a birthday card being passed around.

🎀 Your own delightful, introverted self—because self-care means surrounding yourself with things that understand you better than people do.

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💡 DECORATING TIPS!

📍 Place it next to your unread messages—no judgment, we know you’ll get to them… someday.

📍 Add it to your bookshelf, right between The Art of Avoiding People and A Guide to Irish Exits.

📍 Set it in your home office as a subtle warning to co-workers on Zoom who insist on “just a quick call.”

📍 Gift it to someone, then immediately leave before they have a chance to say, “Oh, you didn’t have to!”

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🚨 BUY NOW BEFORE WE GHOST YOU! 🚨

This isn’t just décor—it’s a lifestyle statement. It tells the world, “I could be social, but… nah.” So whether you’re buying for yourself, an equally antisocial bestie, or that one co-worker who never shows up to happy hour (Respect!), grab this now before it becomes too mainstream.

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Click ADD TO CART before we deactivate our accounts and disappear into sweet, uninterrupted solitude.