I Will Stop Procrastinating… Starting Tomorrow ~ Funny Shelf Sitter ~ Or Maybe Never

💡 Product Highlights:

✔ Hilariously Honest – Finally, a sign that speaks your language!

✔ Perfectly Compact – Fits anywhere (but you’ll probably wait until tomorrow to place it).

✔ High-Quality Engraving – Because we didn’t procrastinate making it!

✔ Made in the USA – More specifically, in Elkhorn, Wisconsin.

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DESCRIPTION

Are you a champion of putting things off? Do you thrive under last-minute pressure (or at least tell yourself that)? Then congratulations, because we’ve got the perfect décor piece for your workspace, home office, or that pile of unfinished projects!

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Introducing the "I Will Stop Procrastinating… Starting Tomorrow" Funny Shelf Sitter – the only sign that truly understands your struggle and won’t judge you for it.

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Engraved onto sturdy MDF, this little gem measures a not-too-big, not-too-small 2.5” x 7” x 0.5” and weighs just 4 ounces – light enough to move, but let’s be honest, you’ll just leave it in the box for a week before setting it up.

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🎁 GREAT FOR:

▬► The friend who swears they’ll start their diet on Monday (every Monday).

▬► Your coworker who’s “getting to it” (but isn’t).

▬► The student who’s definitely, 100%, totally going to study… later.

▬► Anyone who enjoys sarcasm and self-awareness in decorative form.

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Whether it sits on your desk as a personal reminder or gets gifted to a fellow master of delay, this engraved sign is the perfect way to embrace the inevitable. Because let’s face it – some things just can’t be rushed… like personal growth.

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PROCRASTINATOR-FRIENDLY SHIPPING

🚚 Fast Shipping! (Because we don’t put off getting it to you – unlike that project you were supposed to finish last week.)

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👨‍🔧 Proudly designed and made in Elkhorn, Wisconsin, where we take craftsmanship seriously (but don’t take ourselves too seriously).

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Ready to finally add this to your cart? Or are you going to wait until tomorrow? 😏