There's No Hearth Like your Own Shelf ENGRAVED SHELF SITTER ~ Irish Wisdom On A Shelf

"Níl Aon Tinteán Mar Do Thinteán Féin" – Irish Wisdom on a Shelf!
Translation: There's no hearth like your own hearth.
Even better translation: Home is where you control the thermostat.

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Ah, the Irish—masters of poetry, whiskey, and telling you exactly how to live your life, preferably in proverb form. This beautifully engraved MDF shelf sitter features the classic Gaelic saying: "Níl aon tinteán mar do thinteán féin", which loosely translates to, “Home is where you don’t have to wear pants.”

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At 2.5” x 7” x .5” and weighing a mere 4 ounces, this sign is the perfect size to:

✅ Sit proudly on your shelf, announcing your appreciation for Irish culture.

✅ Be gently tossed at someone who questions your life choices.

✅ Confuse guests who can’t pronounce it but pretend they can.

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Why This Sign?

🔥 A Hearth-y Classic – The phrase literally references a fireplace, which is fitting because this sign is hot property.

🏡 Perfect for Any Home – Whether you live in a castle, a cottage, or a questionable rental with “charming” quirks, this shelf sitter makes it 10% classier.

💚 MDF: The People’s Wood – No trees were harmed in the making of this masterpiece! (Just a few egos of real-wood purists.)

🎁 A Thoughtful Gift – Ideal for housewarmings, St. Patrick’s Day, or passive-aggressively reminding your friend that they should stop couch-surfing and get their own place.
Handcrafted in Elkhorn, Wisconsin

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Proudly designed and made by Parch-Mint Premium Wood Products, where our commitment to quality is as unwavering as an Irish grandmother’s guilt trips. Every sign is precision-engraved, lovingly crafted, and thoroughly inspected by people who probably drink too much coffee but just the right amount of Guinness.

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A Few Final Thoughts...

❌ This sign does not actually provide heat. (Don’t throw it in the fireplace.)

❌ It will not make you fluent in Gaelic, but it will make you look like you are.

✅ It will add charm, humor, and a touch of Irish wisdom to your space.

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Order yours today before the leprechauns buy them all! 🍀🔥🏡