My Dog Is A Purebred Mutt ~ ENGRAVED SHELF SITTER ~ or... Maybe Just A Pure Mutt!

My Dog Is a Purebred Mutt – Engraved MDF Shelf Sitter

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📏 Dimensions: 2.5" x 7" x .5" (about the size of your dog’s favorite chew toy, but way less slobbery)

⚖️ Weight: A featherlight 4 ounces (lighter than your pup’s guilty conscience after stealing your sandwich)

🪵 Material: High-quality ENGRAVED MDF – because we believe in craftsmanship, not cheap stickers.

🏡 Proudly handcrafted by Parch-Mint Premium Wood Products in the bustling metropolis of Elkhorn, Wisconsin!

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🐕 Celebrate Your Dog’s Unique… Uh, Gene Pool!

If you’ve ever been asked “What kind of dog is that?” and responded with a hesitant “Uhh… well, he’s got kind of a Lab face but Chihuahua legs and… maybe some squirrel?” – this sign is for you.

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Your dog isn’t just a mutt.

No, no. Your dog is a PUREBRED MUTT, a one-of-a-kind masterpiece, a walking mystery, a genetic cocktail of questionable decisions and perfect imperfection. And you wouldn’t have it any other way.

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🐾 Built to Last—Just Like Your Dog’s Undying Love (for Treats)

✔️ ENGRAVED text—because paint fades, but sass is forever.

✔️ Compact & sturdy—unlike your dog’s self-control around food.

✔️ Perfect for shelves, desks, mantels, or anywhere you want people to question your pet’s ancestry.

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🎁 Perfect for…

🐾 Proud mutt owners who embrace the chaos.

🐾 Dog lovers who know "breeds" are just suggestions.

🐾 That one friend who swears their dog is a “rare, exotic mix” (but we all know it’s just a handsome street dog).

🐾 Your dog, because they clearly have great taste.

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🐶 Why You Need This (Besides the Fact That It’s Hilarious)

🐕 Stops the constant “What breed is he?” interrogation.

🐕 A conversation piece for fellow dog lovers (or confused guests).

🐕 More affordable than a doggie DNA test, and honestly, the results will probably be just as vague.

🐕 Because your dog is perfect exactly as they are.

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🚀 Fast Shipping – Because Your Dog Wouldn’t Wait, Either

Ships straight from Elkhorn, Wisconsin—home of fine woodcraft and, quite possibly, a few mutts of our own.

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So go ahead. Celebrate your perfectly imperfect, mixed-up, delightfully unpredictable, four-legged best friend with this shelf sitter. Order now before your dog knocks something else off the table! 🐾

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