Always Kiss Your Dog Goodnight ~ ENGRAVED SHELF SITTER ~ A Smooch For The Pooch!

Always Kiss Your Dog Goodnight – Because Your Dog Deserves It More Than Your Spouse

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🐾 Let’s be honest: Your dog is the only one in your house who truly deserves unlimited kisses and affection. They don’t judge your outfit choices, they never bring up that embarrassing thing you did in 1997, and they always think you’re a culinary genius—especially when you drop food on the floor. Now, with this 2.5" x 7" x .5" engraved MDF shelf sitter, you can proudly display your undying devotion to the superior household member: the one with fur, an unshakable love for belly rubs, and zero credit card debt.

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✨ Features (Because Even Your Dog Likes the Details) ✨

✔ Engraved MDF – That’s right, ENGRAVED, not some flimsy sticker or cheap paint job that flakes off faster than your dog’s dignity when they see a squirrel.

✔ Lightweight – At only 4 ounces, it’s easier to lift than your dog after they decide the walk is over.

✔ Compact Size – Measuring 2.5" x 7" x .5", this little gem fits anywhere: on a shelf, your desk, or balanced precariously on your dog’s head for a funny Instagram photo.

✔ Made in Elkhorn, Wisconsin – That’s right, AMERICA! None of that mass-produced nonsense. This was crafted with love, care, and probably a few dog hair embellishments (just kidding… maybe).

✔ Proudly Designed & Made by Parch-Mint Premium Wood Products – If you don’t know us, that’s because we’re too busy making awesome things instead of bragging about them. But now you know, and you're welcome.

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🐶 The Perfect Gift for Any Dog Lover!

> For the dog parent who treats their pup like royalty (as they should).

> For the person who says "I’m not a crazy dog person" while wearing socks with paw prints on them.

> For yourself, because let’s face it, your dog deserves to be publicly worshipped.

> For the person who refuses to go to bed without a heartfelt “I wuv you” whispered to their snoring golden retriever.

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🚫 Warning: May Cause Side-Eye from Your Spouse

Displaying this sign might lead to jealousy from certain two-legged members of your household. If you find your significant other pouting, just remind them: your dog has never once complained about your snoring.

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🐶💋 So go ahead, add this to your cart. Your dog approves. And honestly, their opinion is the only one that matters.

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🎁 ORDER NOW! Because your dog is watching. 👀

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