Love Is A Wet Nose And A Happy Tail ~ ENGRAVED SHELF SITTER ~ Love At Both Ends!

Love Is A Wet Nose And A Happy Tail(A.K.A. The Most Profound Truth of the Canine Universe)

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Behold, the ultimate testament to true love—the kind that doesn’t ghost you, doesn’t judge you for your questionable life choices, and always, ALWAYS greets you like you just won the lottery (even if you just went to check the mail).

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This charming 2.5” x 7” x .5” MDF shelf sitter is the perfect tribute to the four-legged MVP of your household. Designed and made with excessive amounts of love and sawdust by Parch-Mint Premium Wood Products in Elkhorn, Wisconsin, this little beauty weighs in at only 4 ounces—lighter than your dog’s boundless enthusiasm but just as enduring!

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Features You Didn’t Know You Needed (But Definitely Do):

✅ Classy Engraved MDF – Not some flimsy vinyl sticker nonsense. Nope! This design is routed into the wood for a quality feel that’ll outlast even the most persistent tail thumps. (Laser engraving? Pfft. We use actual cutting tools, like the woodworking legends we aspire to be.)

✅ Compact But Mighty – Just the right size to sit proudly on your shelf, desk, or nightstand. Or, if you’re feeling extra, you can strategically place it near the dog treats for an added dose of guilt when you forget to hand one out.

✅ Perfect Gift for Dog Lovers – Ideal for anyone who values slobbery kisses, furry cuddles, and the comforting sound of paws following them EVERYWHERE.

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Why You Need This (Besides the Obvious):

🐶 Because your dog is basically your therapist, life coach, and best friend rolled into one.

🐶 Because subtle hints don’t work on guests who “aren’t dog people” (ugh, we know, right?).

🐶 Because nothing says ‘I have my priorities straight’ like home décor dedicated to your furry overlord.

🐶 Because dog hair on furniture is a sign of a well-loved home, and this sign is here to remind everyone of that.

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Where to Put This Stroke of Genius:

♥ Bookshelf (next to that dog training book you never actually read)

♥ Office desk (so coworkers know what’s truly important in life)

♥ Kitchen counter (so your pup can stare at it while plotting their next snack heist)

♥ Entryway table (right above the leash, because priorities)

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A Final Thought…

Listen, you COULD go get another generic sign about "Live, Laugh, Love," but let’s be honest—your dog brings you way more joy than inspirational quotes ever will. So snag this sign, honor your fur-baby, and let everyone know what real love looks like: wet noses, wagging tails, and unconditional devotion (even if you did accidentally step on a paw that one time).

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Proudly handcrafted by Parch-Mint Premium Wood Products—where wood meets wit and tail wags reign supreme! 🐾

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