My Dog Isn't A Lap Dog - He's A Space Invader ~ ENGRAVED SHELF SITTER ~ With Stealthy Maneuvers

My Dog Isn't A Lap Dog - He's A Space Invader

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🌟 Is your dog a master of invasion? Do they employ stealthy maneuvers to claim your personal space? Well, look no further, because we’ve got the perfect solution for you! 🌟

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Introducing the My Dog Isn't A Lap Dog - He's A Space Invader shelf sitter! Because why settle for boring when you can have a 2.5" x 7" x 0.5" piece of MDF wisdom right on your shelf? This is not just a shelf sitter; it's a conversation starter, a space invader manifesto, and, dare we say, a fashionable new roommate who doesn’t eat your snacks (but let’s be real, your dog probably will).

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PARCH-MINT TO PERFECTION:

Proudly designed and made by the wizards at Parch-Mint Premium Wood Products, right here in the majestic land of Elkhorn, Wisconsin! That’s right, folks; we’re talking about American craftsmanship that’s more impressive than your dog's ability to interpret ‘stay’ as ‘find the nearest couch’.

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THE FUNNIEST, MOST SARCASTIC DISPLAY OF DOG LOVE:

This decorative gem will have your guests chuckling while simultaneously reinforcing the fact that your dog is indeed a fluffy little tyrant! With its punny, witty engraving, this shelf sitter boldly declares that your pup has taken the art of snuggling to extreme levels—a level that borders on canine colonization. Warning: May lead to excessive eye-rolling among non-dog owners.

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PRODUCT DETAILS:

♣ Material: MDF (that’s Medium Density Fiberboard, not “Midday Delicacies For Brownies” – although that would be a tasty use for it!)

♣ Dimensions: 2.5" x 7" x 0.5" (just the right size to remind you of your priorities while not taking up an entire shelf—unlike your dog)

♣ Weight: A mere 4 ounces (that’s lighter than your dog’s self-esteem after wearing that ridiculous Halloween costume last year)

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USES:

🧦 Decorate your shelf and provide a gentle reminder that love comes in many forms—most of them hairy and coated in drool.

🧦 Perfect gift for fellow dog enthusiasts or anyone who’s ever tried to get a good night's sleep while sharing a bed with a four-legged space invader (because let’s face it, that’s war right there).

🧦 Conversation starter! Just what you need when your in-laws come over and ask you that classic question, “Why don’t you have kids yet?” Easy! Because you can’t cuddle a child without them wriggling away!

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BONUS:

Each shelf sitter comes with pre-installed sarcasm and a side of sass. No assembly required—just plonk it down and watch the magic happen!

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DISCLAIMER:

This shelf sitter is not responsible for any sudden revelations about your dog’s true intentions, particularly if they involve turning your lap into their throne.

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🌟 ORDER NOW! 🌟

Don’t let your space-chomping canine claim the title of “Lap Dog” any longer! Get your My Dog Isn't A Lap Dog - He's A Space Invader shelf sitter today, and add a touch of humor to every corner of your home…because if we can’t laugh about it, what’s the point?

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P.S. Don’t forget to check out our other pun-derful products because if your dog is invading your space, you might as well decorate with style and a dash of delightful sarcasm! 🐾