Rank Has Its Privileges... Just Not for Me" - Funny MDF Shelf Sitter, 2.5" x 7" ~ Great Gift for Military Homes Office Schools

Title: "Rank Has Its Privileges... Just Not for Me" - Funny MDF Shelf Sitter, 2.5" x 7"
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Description:

Are you the unsung hero of your workplace, home, or secret underground lair? Do you find that promotions come with more responsibility but no extra perks? Have you ever wondered why someone gets the best parking spot while you're out there braving the elements? Well, we have the perfect shelf sitter for you!
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Introducing the "Rank Has Its Privileges... Just Not for Me" MDF shelf sitter! This hilarious little sign is a must-have for anyone who's ever climbed the ladder of success only to find that someone pulled it out from under them. Whether you're the office warrior, the family MVP, or the local coffee shop's most loyal customer with zero rewards, this sign speaks your truth!
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Features:

Painted Finish: Featuring a beautiful antique white color with a mildly textured surface, this sign exudes timeless charm and character. Its classic look complements any space, making it a perfect addition to both traditional and modern décor.

Size: A perfectly compact 2.5" x 7"— big enough to make a statement, small enough to fit anywhere.

Material: High-quality MDF, because you deserve at least one solid thing in your life.

Design: Bold lettering that reminds everyone of your almost VIP status.

Placement: Ideal for desks, shelves, mantels, or that one spot where your dreams of getting special treatment go to rest.
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Perfect For:

Overworked employees who are still waiting on that corner office

Military personnel who have seen rank but not the rewards

Parents who technically run the house but have zero executive privileges

Teachers who know that tenure doesn't come with free coffee

Anyone who gets all of the work and none of the glory!

Give yourself—or a fellow "privilege-less" comrade—a good laugh with this fun, relatable shelf sitter. Order now and claim your rightful place... at the bottom of the totem pole, but with style!
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Shipping & Handling:
Packaged with care because, unlike your rank, this shelf sitter actually comes with benefits! Ships quickly so you can start displaying your honorary meh status ASAP.
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Add to cart now—because even if you don’t get privileges, you at least deserve a little humor!