Left Arrow "Restrooms" (Plural... TWO Restrooms) ENGRAVED Wood Sign

Left Arrow "Restrooms" Engraved Wood Sign – Because Even Nature Calls in Stereo!

🚻 Because One Restroom Just Wasn’t Enough! 🚻

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Here at Parch-Mint Premium Wood Products in the bustling metropolis of Elkhorn, Wisconsin, we believe in helping humanity find their way in the most crucial of moments. That’s why we’ve lovingly handcrafted this ENGRAVED, vintage-style, Left Arrow "Restrooms" sign—a beacon of relief for those in urgent need of a porcelain throne.

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💡 Why You Need This Sign (Besides the Obvious)? 💡

✅ It’s ENGRAVED (yes, in ALL CAPS, because it’s that important)—letters carved 1/4" deep into the wood. This isn’t some flimsy, printed-on nonsense; this is the real deal!

✅ The edges are square—because we don’t cut corners (except when we actually do, but not on this sign).

✅ It’s Eggshell-colored—like a fancy French cafe but for bodily functions.

✅ It clearly directs people left—so they don’t wander into your kitchen looking for salvation.

✅ It says "Restrooms" (plural!)—because one just isn’t enough when taco night hits hard.

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🎨 Customization Available! 🎨

Want a different font? A different color? A right arrow instead? Maybe something even sassier? We can do that! Just message me, and I’ll make your restroom dreams come true (well, sign-wise at least—I can’t fix your plumbing).

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🔨 Hanging Options – Because Choices Are Important!

🔨Pick your perfect mounting style:

✔ Hanging Slot – Easy-peasy, just slide it on a nail.

✔ Nails With Holes – Because we’re all about options.

✔ Screw Holes with Matching Caps – Fancy and functional!

✔ Wall Anchors with Screw Holes & Matching Caps – For those who take signage VERY seriously.

✔ Command Strips – Because commitment is hard.

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📏 Specs That Matter: 📏

Size:
5.5"H x 13.5"W x 3/4"D (just the right dimensions to be seen but not overpowering).

Weight:
Approximately 12 to 15 ounces (light enough to install easily, heavy enough to feel important).

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🚽 Get One Before the Next Emergency!

🚽Don't let another confused soul wander aimlessly looking for relief. Order now and give your guests (or customers) the clear, stylish direction they desperately need!

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📦 Ships from Elkhorn, Wisconsin, with all the love and sarcasm you can handle.