$23.00
"RESTROOMS" LEFT ARROW ENGRAVED WOOD SIGN – A Directional Delight!
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Welcome to the pinnacle of potty-pointing perfection! Are guests wandering aimlessly, searching for sweet relief? Are customers doing the "Where’s-the-restroom" shuffle? Fear not, for the Parch-Mint Premium Wood Products team in scenic Elkhorn, Wisconsin, has your back(side) covered!
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Our ENGRAVED Left Arrow "RESTROOMS" sign is here to save the day (and the dignity) of all who need to go. And yes, this sign indicates TWO restrooms, because we believe in choices, my friend. No one likes to be left holding it while questioning which way to turn.
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Why Choose This Sign?
✔ Precision Engraved – The lettering is deeply carved 1/4" deep, so it won’t fade, peel, or mysteriously disappear like your favorite pen.
✔ Vintage Charm – It has that “I’ve been here forever” look, even though it’s fresh from our workshop!
✔ Antique White Elegance – Because nothing says "classy" quite like an eggshell finish.
✔ Customizable – Want a different font or color? Let’s chat! We aim to please (just like a well-kept restroom).
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Hanging Options – Because We All Need Support
We offer FIVE different ways to secure this beauty to your wall:
🔹 Hanging Slot – The minimalist’s dream.
🔹 Nails With Holes – Classic, just like grandma used to hang signs.
🔹 Screw Holes with Matching Caps – Because mismatched screws are a crime.
🔹 Wall Anchors with Screw Holes and Matching Caps – For those who like things extra sturdy.
🔹 Command Strips – Perfect for commitment-phobes (or renters).
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Measurements:
📏 5.5"H x 13.5"W x 3/4"D – The Goldilocks of sign sizes – not too big, not too small.
⚖️ Approx. Weight: 12-15 Ounces – Light enough to hang, heavy enough to feel premium.
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Perfect For:
🏢 Restaurants that don’t want confused patrons barging into the kitchen.
🏠 Homes where guests just can’t seem to find the bathroom.
🛍️ Stores that believe clear signage is better than awkward customer interactions.
🚻 Any place where people need to go… and need to know where to go.
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Don’t leave your visitors in a state of directional distress! Order your ENGRAVED Left Arrow "RESTROOMS" sign today and guide them to glory (or at least to the toilet).