Shabby Chic "Restrooms" (Plural... TWO Restrooms) with Right Arrow ENGRAVED Wood Sign

Vintage Look "Restrooms" (Plural!) with Right Arrow ENGRAVED Wood Sign – Because Nobody Likes a Wild Bathroom Chase

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Are you tired of people wandering aimlessly, looking for the bathroom like explorers lost in the Amazon? Fear not! With this expertly crafted, ENGRAVED (yes, engraved—none of that flimsy painted nonsense) wooden sign, all who seek relief shall find it—swiftly and stylishly!

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WHY YOU NEED THIS SIGN:

✔ Double the Restrooms, Double the Fun – It’s plural, folks! That means TWO restrooms. No more awkward standoffs at a single-occupancy door.

✔ An Arrow of Destiny – The right arrow points the way, because nothing’s worse than a misdirected bathroom break.

✔ Premium Parch-Mint Craftsmanship – Handcrafted in Elkhorn, Wisconsin, where we take our signs (and our cheese curds) very seriously.

✔ Vintage Look, Modern Utility – Perfect for restaurants, stores, offices, or even your home (because, let’s be honest, some guests need all the help they can get).

✔ Deeply Engraved – Letters are cut 1/4" deep for that classy, high-end feel. You’ll be flush with compliments.

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AESTHETICALLY PLEASING DETAILS:

Base Color: Antique White – Because your restroom sign should have more style than a gas station bathroom.

Edges: Square – Unless you prefer another shape. Let us know if you have a wild and rebellious preference.

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Each sign is made to order, meaning your sign is as unique as a snowflake… or a particularly baffling public restroom layout.

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HANG IT YOUR WAY – FIVE MOUNTING OPTIONS:
(That’s right, five—because we believe in options.)

1️⃣ Hanging Slot – The minimalist’s choice.

2️⃣ Nails With Holes – Classic and sturdy.

3️⃣ Screw Holes with Matching Caps – Fancy and functional.

4️⃣ Wall Anchors with Screw Holes and Matching Caps – For the commitment-phobic.

5️⃣ Command Strips – Because we respect renters.

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SIZE MATTERS:

Dimensions: 5.5"H x 13.5"W x 3/4"D – A size that’s hard to miss but won’t overwhelm your wall.

Weight: 12 to 15 ounces – Light enough to hang easily, heavy enough to feel legit.

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CUSTOMIZATION? YOU BET!

Want a different font? A different color? A secret message hidden in the engraving? Just ask! We’re here to make your bathroom signage dreams come true.

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So, why settle for flimsy plastic signs or illegible scribbles on a napkin? Order your Parch-Mint Premium Wood Products engraved restroom sign today and bring order to the chaos of lost bathroom-seekers everywhere!