WATCH YOUR HEAD – Or Don't. But We Warned You!
A Vintage-Look ENGRAVED Wood Sign by Parch-Mint Premium Wood Products
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🚧 DUCK OR DEAL WITH IT! (We sell "Duck Your Head" Signs separately!)🚧
Tired of friends, customers, or unsuspecting victims smacking their heads on low beams, doorways, or whatever hazard you’ve got lurking above? Our WATCH YOUR HEAD sign is here to do the heavy lifting (or at least the heavy warning). Engraved deep enough to last a lifetime, this sign is subtly sarcastic yet 100% functional—just like you.
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🔨 Handcrafted in Elkhorn, Wisconsin by the legendary artisans (okay, it’s us) at Parch-Mint Premium Wood Products.
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FEATURES – Because You Deserve the Best
✔️ Deep 1/4" Engraving – Because printed signs fade, and we want this warning to be as permanent as your bad decisions.
✔️ Vintage Look – Distressed just enough to look classic but not like you found it in your grandma’s attic.
✔️ Eggshell Base Color – Because we know you’re fancy like that.
✔️ Customizable Options – Need a different font or color? We’ve got you covered—just ask!
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INSTALLATION OPTIONS – Because One Size Doesn’t Fit All
You like options? Good, because we have FIVE ways to hang this beauty:
🔹 Hanging Slot – The "set it and forget it" method.
🔹 Nails With Holes – Old school, reliable, and a little rustic.
🔹 Screw Holes with Matching Caps – Because details matter.
🔹 Wall Anchors + Screws + Caps – For the overachievers who want it extra secure.
🔹 Command Strips – No holes? No problem. Just peel, stick, and hope no one rips it off in a fit of clumsiness.
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SPECS – Because Details Matter (To Some People)
📏 Size: 5.5” H x 13.5” W x 3/4” D
⚖️ Weight: 12 to 15 Ounces (Light enough to hang, heavy enough to mean business.)
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MADE TO ORDER – So Every Sign is as Unique as You Are!
Since each sign is handcrafted, yours might have slight variations. But let’s be honest—that just makes it cooler.
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⚡ Don’t wait! Grab one now before another poor soul forgets to duck.