Custom Engraved Wooden Sign – Because Your Walls Deserve Personality!
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Welcome to Parch-Mint Premium Wood Products, where we believe your signs should be as sharp as your wit and as sturdy as your morning coffee addiction. Whether you're looking to add a touch of rustic charm to your home, a professional-yet-quirky flair to your business, or just a well-placed passive-aggressive message for your guests, our engraved signs are the answer!
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Why Choose Us?
Because we take engraving very seriously—and by seriously, we mean that we use high-powered tools to carve letters into wood like a lumberjack poet on espresso. Each sign is deeply engraved (up to 1/4") so your message won’t fade, no matter how many times people pretend they didn’t see it.
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Mounting Options – Because Not Every Surface is Cooperative
Choose the best way to display your sign depending on your level of commitment:
🔨 Routed Slot: A sleek, hidden slot for easy wall hanging—because floating signs are still beyond our technological grasp.
🪄 Command Strips: For those who love commitment-free decor and changing their minds every other Tuesday.
🪚 Nail Holes & Matching Nails: Perfect for a solid, no-nonsense mount. (Translation: Not coming down without a fight.)
🔩 Screws and Caps: For when you want your sign to say, “I’m here to stay,” but in a very classy, polished way.
🏗 Wall Anchors: So you can mount your sign on plaster or brick—because walls deserve love too.
🎭 Double Command Strips: Yes, we listed them twice. Why? Because options are great, and redundancy is underrated.
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The Details (A.K.A. The Good Stuff)
📏 Size: 5.5"H x 13.5"W x 3/4"D – Just the right size to get noticed but not take over your entire wall (unless you live in a dollhouse, in which case, wow!).
⚖ Weight: About 15 oz. – Light enough to mount easily but heavy enough to remind you it’s real wood.
🎨 Standard Base Color: Antique White – Because we appreciate the classics.
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🖌 Customization: Want a different font or color? Contact us for a custom order! We love a good challenge and will happily make your dream sign a reality.
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Each Sign is One-of-a-Kind – Like You!
Because we make everything to order, slight variations in the wood grain and engraving make each sign unique—just like your sense of humor. The edges are artistically routed for that extra touch of sophistication (see "Plaque Edge" image if you like to zoom in on craftsmanship).
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So go ahead, give your walls some personality. They’re tired of being blank and ignored. Order your custom engraved sign today and let’s make your space a little more you!