For Bathrooms, Boats, and Big Laughs - Vintage Look ENGRAVED "Poop Deck" Wooden Hanging Shelf Sitter –

Set sail for laughter with this nautical-but-nice decorative plaque! Whether you're decorating a bathroom or adding a touch of humor to your maritime-themed deck, this “POOP DECK” sign is sure to be the captain of conversation. It's a little slice of sailor life with a healthy splash of humor.
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Why You’ll Love It:

⚓ Double the Meaning, Double the Fun: A clever nod to nautical lingo and bathroom humor. Whether your guests are on board or just on the loo, this sign always delivers a chuckle.

⚓ Stands or Hangs – Your Choice: Display it proudly on a shelf, or use the built-in slot to hang it for maximum visibility (and maximum giggles). Either way, it’s anchored in charm.

⚓ Solid Pine Construction: Built as sturdy as your best sea legs! Engraved lettering means the humor is permanent—no fading, chipping, or washing away like a message in a bottle.

⚓ Fits Any Décor: Antique-inspired base color complements rustic, nautical, or cheeky bathroom vibes. Your guests will appreciate the attention to de-tail.
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Features & Specs:
• Dimensions: 8” W x 5.25” H x ¾” thick
• Material: Solid pine wood with engraved design
• Display Options: Stands upright on a shelf or hangs securely on the wall via a routed slot
• Finish: Antique white base for a vintage, sea-weathered charm
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Perfect For:

• Bathroom Humorists: Let’s be real—the bathroom is where people appreciate a good joke the most.

• Maritime Enthusiasts: Give your shipmates a good laugh while staying on theme.

• Gift-Giving Pros: Know someone who loves puns and décor? This makes a shore-fire hit.
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Optional Customization:

● Different colors (if you want your Poop Deck to match your ship).

● Want a personalized message instead? Contact me to chart your custom course!
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Whether you're navigating the high seas or just trying to navigate a busy morning routine, the "Poop Deck" Shelf Sitter is the perfect way to keep the mood afloat.
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Order yours today and let the laughs flow as freely as the tide! 🌊