WATCH YOUR STEP! (Or at least read this listing so you don’t trip over the details.)
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Brought to you by Parch-Mint Premium Wood Products of scenic Elkhorn, Wisconsin, this ENGRAVED (yes, deeply and permanently engraved, not just some flimsy sticker!) Rustic Black “WATCH YOUR STEP” Wooden Sign is the perfect way to warn, remind, or gently mock those who forget gravity is a thing.
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Tired of people face-planting on your property? Need to keep your customers upright and your insurance agent happy? This sign is your stylish, vintage-inspired solution!
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Why Choose This Sign?
✅ ENGRAVED 1/4" DEEP – Because surface lettering is for amateurs. This sign means business.
✅ Routed Edges – Like a fancy picture frame, but better. (Check out the “Plaque Edge” image to see for yourself!)
✅ Rustic Black Finish – Mysterious, bold, and classic, just like that one guy in a Western film who tips his hat and disappears into the sunset.
✅ Handcrafted with Love (and Power Tools) – Each sign is made to order, meaning yours will be slightly unique. Kind of like a snowflake, but significantly less likely to melt.
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HANG IT YOUR WAY! (Because we believe in options.)
You can choose from FIVE different hanging methods:
🔹 Hanging Slot – Simple, clean, and makes you feel like an art curator.
🔹 Nails With Holes – Classic and no-nonsense, just like your grandpa.
🔹 Screw Holes with Matching Caps – Because we don’t do ugly screws here.
🔹 Wall Anchors with Screw Holes & Caps – When you want your sign extra secure (like a VIP rope for your wall).
🔹 Command Strips – For renters, commitment-phobes, or people who just hate holes in walls.
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SPECS (aka the Nerdy Details)
📏 Measurements: 5.5"H x 13.5"W x 3/4"D
⚖️ Approximate Weight: 12 - 15 oz.