WATCH YOUR HEAD! (No, seriously, we mean it.)
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Are you tired of your guests, customers, or unsuspecting family members learning about low-hanging beams the hard way? Do you secretly enjoy a little slapstick but want to pretend you're just being helpful? Look no further than this premium Rustic Black Solid Wood "WATCH YOUR HEAD" ENGRAVED Sign—a charmingly stern yet undeniably stylish warning.
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Proudly made by Parch-Mint Premium Wood Products in the historic woodworking hub of Elkhorn, Wisconsin, this sign doesn’t just warn—it commands attention.
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Why This Sign?
✔ Deeply Engraved Lettering – Because paint fades, but sarcasm lasts forever. Each letter is carved 1/4" deep to ensure the message really sinks in (unlike some heads).✔ Rustic Black Finish – The sleek, vintage aesthetic complements any environment, from an old-timey pub to your uncle’s questionable basement bar.
✔ Handcrafted Uniqueness – Each piece is made to order, meaning no two signs are identical. Just like snowflakes. Or excuses for ignoring this sign.
✔ Routed Edges for Extra Classiness – Because even warnings deserve a little sophistication. (See "Plaque Edge" image for proof.)
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Hanging Options? You Bet! We Believe in Choices.
Pick your favorite way to display this masterpiece:
▬► Hanging Slot – The minimalist approach, for those who like things simple.
▬► Nails with Holes – Classic, effective, and slightly medieval.
▬► Screw Holes with Matching Caps – For those who like things tidy and professional.
▬► Wall Anchors with Screws and Matching Caps – When your sign deserves the VIP treatment.
▬► Command Strips – Because commitment is scary.
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Dimensions & Weight (Yes, You Should Read This Part)
▬► 5.5"H x 13.5"W x 3/4"D – The perfect size to catch the eye (or forehead).
▬► Approx. 12-15 ounces – Light enough to hang anywhere, heavy enough to remind you it's real wood.
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Want a Custom Sign? We’ve Got You.
Prefer a different font? Want a different color? Need a more aggressive warning? Drop me a message, and let’s make something legendary together.
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Final Note:
This sign is your best defense against head injuries, lawsuits, and your own bad memory. It's handmade, engraved, and rustic-chic. You need one. Probably more. Order now and save a skull today!