Restrooms (Plural) ENGRAVED Wood Sign Vintage Look Art Deco

Restrooms (Plural) ENGRAVED Wood Sign – Because Even the Best Bladders Have Their Limits!

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Welcome to the Parch-Mint Premium Wood Products listing for the most distinguished, highly cultured, and downright essential sign you never knew you needed—until now. Yes, that’s right. This is not just a restroom sign. This is a RESTROOMS (plural!) ENGRAVED Wood Sign with a vintage Art Deco flair, because nothing says "I take restroom identification very seriously" like timeless, sophisticated signage.

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Why This Sign?

Because civilization depends on it! Imagine the chaos—people wandering aimlessly, unsure of where to conduct their “business.” With this sign, you are providing society with a critical service.

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For those who believe in accuracy! One bathroom? That’s fine. But plural restrooms? Now, that’s the lap of luxury. Let the world know you’re not a one-toilet establishment.

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It’s engraved, baby! That means the letters are permanently carved into the wood at a depth of 1/4” (because commitment matters).

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Art Deco meets antique charm. This isn’t some cheap plastic sign slapped onto a door with hopes and prayers. No, this is a handcrafted, vintage-inspired masterpiece in a classic Antique White finish that whispers, "Ah yes, a restroom of class and distinction lies beyond."

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Made-to-Order Magic

Each sign is crafted to order, meaning no two are exactly alike. Kind of like snowflakes, but significantly more useful. The edges are beautifully routed (see the "Plaque Edge" image because you deserve to know what you're getting yourself into).

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Hanging Options? Oh, We Got Options.

Unlike your typical one-size-fits-all nightmare, we believe in choices because we respect your walls and your commitment to proper signage placement. Select from:

✔ Hanging Slot – The "effortless elegance" option.

✔ Nails With Holes – For those who like a little bit of extra commitment.

✔ Screw Holes with Matching Caps – Because we believe in coordination.

✔ Wall Anchors with Screw Holes and Matching Caps – If you want this sign to survive the apocalypse.

✔ Command Strips – For the renters who want all the glory without the damage deposit drama.

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Specifications

📏 Size: 5.5” H x 13.5” W x 3/4” D⚖

Weight: Approximately 12 to 15 ounces (give or take a few ounces because wood is delightfully unpredictable).

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Custom Orders? You Bet.

Feeling fancy? Want a different font? A different color? Perhaps you want it to say "Latrines," "Water Closets," or "Royal Flush Emporium" instead? I got you. Just shoot me a message, and we’ll make your restroom sign dreams come true.

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So, what are you waiting for? Order this sign today and give your restrooms the signage they so rightfully deserve. After all, a well-marked restroom is a happy restroom.