Vintage Look ENGRAVED Watch Your Head Art Deco Wood Sign
$23.00
Vintage Look ENGRAVED "Watch Your Head" Art Deco Wood Sign – A Subtle Reminder for the Absent-Minded
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Tired of friends, family, or customers smacking their noggins on low-hanging obstacles like they're starring in a slapstick comedy? Fear not! Parch-Mint Premium Wood Products of Elkhorn, Wisconsin, has got your cranium covered (figuratively, of course). Introducing the Watch Your Head vintage-style engraved wood sign—because a gentle warning is better than a trip to the ER.
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Features That Will Knock Your Socks Off (But Not Your Head)
✔ ENGRAVED Lettering: That’s right—these aren’t some flimsy printed letters that will fade faster than your New Year's resolutions. The text is carved 1/4" deep into the wood for that timeless, classic look.
✔ Art Deco Charm: Channeling the golden age of design, this sign blends function with undeniable flair. Your guests may not remember to duck, but they will remember your impeccable taste.
✔ Handcrafted in Elkhorn, WI: We craft each sign with love, sawdust, and maybe a little caffeine. Every piece is made to order, so no two are exactly alike—just like snowflakes, fingerprints, and bad decisions.
✔ Eggshell Base Color: Because nothing says "classy" like a color named after breakfast.
✔ Routed Edges: Smooth and stylish, because sharp edges belong in horror movies, not on your walls.
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Hanging Options – Because We Know You Like Choices
Your Watch Your Head sign comes with five (yes, five!) options for mounting. Whether you're a DIY wizard or someone who still calls for help to change a lightbulb, we’ve got you covered:
🔹 Hanging Slot – Quick and easy, like your favorite takeout.
🔹 Nails With Holes – For those who enjoy the satisfying tap-tap of a hammer.
🔹 Screw Holes with Matching Caps – Because exposed screws are just so last season.
🔹 Wall Anchors with Screw Holes and Matching Caps – For when you need a little extra security (or have trust issues with gravity).
🔹 Command Strips – No holes, no fuss, and no security deposit lost if you’re renting.
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Dimensions (A.K.A. The Nitty Gritty)
📏 Size: 5.5" H x 13.5" W x 3/4" D – Compact enough to fit anywhere, bold enough to make a statement.
⚖️ Weight: 12-15 ounces – Light enough to mount easily, heavy enough to feel like quality.
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Want a Custom Sign? We’re All Ears (And Wood Shavings)
Got a different phrase in mind? Need a special font? Prefer a color other than eggshell (blasphemy, but we’ll allow it)? Just send us a message, and we’ll whip up something unique just for you.
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Order Now Before Someone Else Steals Your Idea
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Why wait until your forehead meets its next unfortunate fate? Grab a Watch Your Head sign today and help prevent head bumps, unnecessary cursing, and questionable life choices.
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