Vintage Look Art Deco ENGRAVED Watch Your Step Wood Sign

🚨 VINTAGE-LOOK ART DECO "WATCH YOUR STEP" ENGRAVED WOOD SIGN 🚨

Proudly Crafted by Parch-Mint Premium Wood Products in Elkhorn, Wisconsin

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Step right up, folks! (Carefully, of course—wouldn’t want you to miss the point of this sign.)

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Are you tired of watching people trip, stumble, or nearly faceplant because they refuse to acknowledge the existence of stairs, curbs, or gravity itself? Well, do we have a sign for you!

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This Art Deco-inspired, vintage-look engraved "WATCH YOUR STEP" sign is here to serve as a subtle-yet-classy public service announcement for those who think they're too cool to pay attention to their feet.

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🎨 Why This Sign? 🎨

✔ Authentic Vintage Charm – Looks like it stepped right out of the roaring '20s, minus the prohibition.

✔ Deep Engraved Lettering – The text is carved 1/4" deep, because we believe in making an impression (literally).

✔ Antique White Base Color – A refined, neutral hue—because neon would just be too much, and let’s be honest, your décor deserves better.

✔ Routered Edges – We like our signs like we like our wit—sharp, yet polished.

✔ Made-to-Order – Each piece is unique, much like the various ways people creatively ignore safety signs.

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HANG IT YOUR WAY! 🛠️

Choose from FIVE carefully curated options, because variety is the spice of life:

🔹 Hanging Slot – The minimalist approach.

🔹 Nails With Holes – Old-school and effective.

🔹 Screw Holes with Matching Caps – Classy, like cufflinks for your wall.

🔹 Wall Anchors with Screw Holes & Caps – For those who really commit.

🔹 Command Strips – For the noncommittal (we see you).

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đź“Ź Dimensions: 5.5"H x 13.5"W x 3/4"D

âš– Approximate Weight: 12 to 15 ounces (light enough to install easily, heavy enough to feel important).

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✨ CUSTOMIZATION AVAILABLE! ✨

Want a different font? A custom color? Perhaps something more passive-aggressive? (May we suggest “Trip Hazard? Not My Problem” or “Gravity: It’s Not Just a Theory”?) Send us a message, and we’ll make it happen!

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📦 SHIPPING:

Ships directly from our Wisconsin workshop, where the cheese is sharp and the woodworking is even sharper.

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🚀 ORDER NOW! 🚀

Because preventing unnecessary tumbles is a noble cause—and let’s face it, it’s a lot cheaper than a lawsuit.