Vintage Look Watch Your Step ENGRAVED Wood Sign ~ Really, Look Out!

🚨 Watch Your Step! Vintage-Inspired Wood Sign 🚨
“Because life is all fun and games… until you miss that last step.”
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Looking for a sign that’s equal parts charm, function, and old-school class? Look no further! This Vintage Look "Watch Your Step" Engraved Wood Sign is here to bring style, safety, and a sprinkle of humor to your home or business. Whether you’re warning your customers about that one tricky step or keeping guests from face-planting at your next dinner party, this sign has you covered.
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Features That’ll Knock Your Socks (and not your balance) Off:

🎨 Masterful Engraving: Letters are carved deep, baby – we’re talking 1/4" deep. That’s not just engraved; that’s ENGRAVED for ultimate durability and timeless appeal.

🌟 Customizable Magic: Feeling fancy? Want your own font? Prefer an avocado green to match your retro vibes? We’ve got you. Just send us a message and let’s make your vision a reality.

🎩 Elegantly Routed Edges: Behold the craftsmanship of artistically shaped edges that scream, “I’m not just a sign; I’m a work of art!”

🎨 Antique White Base: Because nothing says “vintage chic” like a classic neutral.
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Mount It Like a Pro:

✔ Routed Slot: Easy-peasy hanging—just grab a nail or screw and you’re good to go!

✔ Nail Holes & Matching Nails: Old-school cool with that securely mounted, never-going-anywhere vibe.
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Specs That Make Sense:

📏 Dimensions: 3.5"H x 10"W x 3/4"D. Big enough to read, small enough to fit just about anywhere.

⚖️ Weight: A mere 8oz—light enough to hang on any wall but sturdy enough to last for years.
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One-of-a-Kind Awesomeness"

Every single sign is made to order, so no two are exactly alike. That’s right—you’re not just buying a sign; you’re buying a piece of handcrafted personality. Small variations in wood grain and finish make every sign uniquely yours.
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Why You'll Love It:


🕰️ Perfect for:

● Restaurant entrances (because no one likes an awkward customer wipeout)

● Retail stores with tricky stairs

● Homes with "quirky" steps

● Man caves, she-sheds, and anywhere needing a little vintage flair

💡 Tip: Pair it with a cozy doormat for the ultimate welcoming vibe.
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Order Yours Today!

Add a splash of humor and a heap of practicality to your space. Don’t wait until someone actually trips—that’s bad for business and your social calendar. Click that magical “Add to Cart” button now and let this sign do all the warning for you.
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Seriously, we’re watching our step while you’re reading this… shouldn’t you? 😉
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Parch-Mint Premium Wood Products of Elkhorn, Wisconsin is a step ahead of the competition.