$23.00
Watch Your Step – Step Down Engraved Art Deco Wooden Sign Brought to you by Parch-Mint Premium Wood Products in scenic Elkhorn, Wisconsin, where we specialize in making signs that prevent lawsuits and broken ankles alike!
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Avoid Gravity-Related Mishaps in Style
Looking to subtly (or not-so-subtly) warn people about the dangers of unexpected steps? Want to keep customers, guests, and family members from tumbling into an unplanned gymnastics routine? Well, you've come to the right place! This stunningly engraved Art Deco “Watch Your Step – Step Down” sign combines form, function, and a touch of classic elegance to ensure that everyone stays upright—and does so with class.
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Premium Quality – Because You Deserve the Best Warning Signs
✔ Deeply Engraved – The text is carved up to 1/4” deep, so even the most distracted individuals will sense its importance.
✔ Durable Finish – Built to withstand time, gravity, and that one guy who never watches where he’s going.
✔ Timeless Art Deco Design – Because warning signs shouldn’t be boring.
✔ Proudly Made in Elkhorn, WI – Crafted with love, sweat, and just a little sawdust by real humans who care about your safety (and our impeccable woodcraft reputation).
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Mounting Options – Because One Size Does NOT Fit All
We’ve got options, people! Choose the mounting method that suits your wall, your mood, and your level of commitment:
🔹 Routed Slot – The classic "invisible hanger" look, because we know you like things sleek and simple.
🔹 Command Strips – Great for commitment-phobes! Strong but removable (unlike that tattoo you regret).
🔹 Nail Holes & Matching Nails – For a secure and classy "Yeah, I meant to put that there" finish.
🔹 Screws and Caps – For when you need that sign locked down like Fort Knox.
🔹 Wall Anchors – Mounting on plaster or brick? We’ve got you covered—literally.
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Customization – Because You Have Taste
Your sign, your rules. Want a different font? A unique color? A custom message? Contact us, and we’ll make it happen. (Just don’t ask for Comic Sans. We have standards.)
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Specifications – Because Details Matter
📏 Size: 5.5”H x 13.5”W x 3/4”D⚖ Weight: Approximately 15 oz. (Light enough to mount easily, heavy enough to feel fancy.)
🎨 Standard Base Color: Antique White (or contact us for a custom color because we aim to please.)
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One Final Thought
If this sign prevents even one accidental stumble, it has done its job. If it doesn’t, well… at least your guests will fall in style.
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🎉 Order now and give your space the gift of both safety and sarcasm! 🎉