Vintage Look Art Deco ENGRAVED Watch Your Step - Step Up - Wood Sign

🚨 WATCH YOUR STEP – OR DON’T! 🚨

Vintage Look Art Deco ENGRAVED Wood Sign
Proudly made by Parch-Mint Premium Wood Products in the bustling metropolis of Elkhorn, Wisconsin (aka the artisanal wood sign capital of the world… probably).

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🚶‍♂️ Step Right Up… Carefully! 🚶‍♀️

Tired of guests tripping over their own feet? Watching employees take a nosedive over a single step? Feeling like your home or business could use a little extra sarcasm with its safety warnings? Look no further! This Art Deco-inspired "Watch Your Step – Step Up" sign is here to subtly (or not-so-subtly) remind people that gravity is undefeated.

Because nothing says "Hey, don't be clumsy!" quite like a deeply engraved wooden sign with a vintage aesthetic that screams sophistication while whispering passive aggression.

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🔨 HANDCRAFTED TO PERFECTION (OR CLOSE ENOUGH) 🔨

✔ ENGRAVED lettering (not just painted on like some amateur operation—this is the real deal, folks). Each letter is chiseled 1/4” deep for that authentic, “I’m serious about safety but also appreciate quality craftsmanship” vibe.

✔ Made to order, so no two signs are exactly alike—kind of like snowflakes, but less melty.

✔ Routed edges for a polished, professional look (see the "Plaque Edge" image, because we’re fancy like that).

✔ Base color: Antique White (because plain white is just too basic).

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🛠 INSTALLATION OPTIONS – CHOOSE YOUR DESTINY! 🛠

Hanging this masterpiece is easier than teaching a cat to ignore a box. Pick from FIVE attachment methods:

🔹 Hanging Slot – The classy option for those who like things sleek.

🔹 Nails With Holes – Because sometimes you just need a good, old-fashioned nail in the wall.

🔹 Screw Holes with Matching Caps – Elegant. Refined. Like a bow tie for your sign.

🔹 Wall Anchors with Screw Holes and Matching Caps – For when you want your sign to survive the apocalypse.

🔹 Command Strips – Perfect for renters and commitment-phobes.

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📏 SIZE & WEIGHT – JUST RIGHT 📏

🔹 Dimensions: 5.5”H x 13.5”W x 3/4”D (yes, we measured—twice!)

🔹 Weight: 12 to 15 ounces (or roughly the weight of a small but judgmental cat).

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🎨 CUSTOMIZATION – BECAUSE YOU’RE SPECIAL 🎨

Want a different font? A different color? A sign that says, "Watch Your Step… or Don't, I'm Not Your Mom"? No problem! Custom orders are welcome—just send me a message, and I’ll whip up something just for you.

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💡 WHY CHOOSE THIS SIGN? 💡

✔ Vintage Art Deco Charm – Because safety can be stylish.

✔ Handmade Quality – No mass-produced nonsense here.

✔ Hilariously Sarcastic Yet Functional – The perfect blend of humor and utility.

✔ Supports a Small Business in Elkhorn, WI – Where we take our woodcraft very seriously (but not ourselves).

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So what are you waiting for? Add to cart before someone else snags it! 🚀