A Small Sign with a Big Warning! ~ Vintage Look Watch Your Head ENGRAVED Art Deco Wood Sign

🎩 Vintage-Look "Watch Your Head" Engraved Art Deco Wood Sign - A Small Sign with a Big Warning! 🎩
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🚨 Tired of Guests Forgetting to Duck? 🚨

Step up your warning game with this charmingly classy "Watch Your Head" engraved wooden sign! Perfect for restaurants, stores, or the cozy corners of your home where you’re tired of people walking straight into low beams, hanging lights, or that one shelf you keep saying you'll move but never will.
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Why this sign is a must-have:

> ENGRAVED to Perfection: The lettering is carved 1/4" deep into the wood. It's so fancy, you’ll feel sophisticated even while protecting noggins.

> Versatile Mounting Options: Choose from a slot routed into the back for hanging, trusty Command Strips (for commitment-phobes), or nail holes with matching nails—because details matter.

> Antique Chic: The base color is a refined antique white, ensuring your sign blends seamlessly into any decor, from boho-chic to grandma’s attic aesthetic.
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🎨 Customize Your Sass! 🎨

Want a bolder font? A different color? Or maybe you’d like it to say, “Duck, You Fool”? I got you covered. Slide into my messages, and I’ll whip up a custom masterpiece that’s uniquely yours.
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Specs for the Nerds:

> Dimensions: 3.5"H x 10"W x 3/4"D

> Weight: A mere 8 oz! (Yes, it's lighter than that bread you baked during quarantine.)

> Edge Style: Oh, you’re going to love the routed edges—subtle, sleek, and just begging to be admired.
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✨ What You’ll Love:

> Handmade With Love (and Probably Chocolate): Each sign is crafted to order, meaning no two are exactly alike—just like snowflakes or excuses for being late.

> Perfect for Gifting: Know someone who keeps bonking their head? This is the cheeky yet practical gift they didn’t know they needed.
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Warning:

This sign will NOT physically stop people from hitting their heads. It will, however, give them a heads-up (pun absolutely intended) and potentially save you from awkward conversations.
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💬 Still on the Fence?

Shoot me a message! Whether it’s about customization, bulk orders, or just because you want to tell me about that one time you walked into a low doorway—I’m all ears.
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🚚 Shipping Info:

I’ll send your sign off faster than you can say, “Ow, my head!”
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🔨 Order Your Very Own Warning Sign Today!
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Because nothing says "class and practicality" like a vintage-inspired engraved plaque with an essence of vintage. 😊
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Parch-Mint Premium Wood Products of Elkhorn, Wisconsin is staying a-head of the competition.