Vintage Look Duck Your Head ENGRAVED Wood Sign

Vintage Look Duck Your Head Engraved Wood Sign
💡 Warning: May cause chuckles or head-ducking reflexes.
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Are you tired of people smacking their heads on low doorframes, beams, or that diamond mine in your back yard? Want to add a dash of humor (and maybe a splash of safety) to your space? Look no further! Our "Duck Your Head" Vintage Look Engraved Wood Sign is here to save foreheads everywhere—while looking darn good doing it.
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✨ Features That'll Knock Your Socks Off (But Not Your Head):

✔ Durable Engraving: Letters are deeply carved into the wood—up to 1/4" deep—because "high-quality" is our middle name.

✔ Customizable Class: Prefer a funky font or a snazzy color? We got you. Just send us a message, and we’ll make your head-ducking dreams come true.

✔ Handmade with Love (and Power Tools): Each sign is made to order, so no two pieces are exactly alike. Think of it as your own personal piece of head-ducking history.

✔ Vintage Charm: Antique white is the standard base color for that rustic, cozy vibe.
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🚀 Mounting Options: Pick Your Poison:

1️⃣ Routed Slot: Because hanging a sign should be as easy as pie.

2️⃣ Screws & Caps: For when you want that "built to survive the apocalypse" look.

3️⃣ Nail Holes & Matching Nails: Classic, sturdy, and timeless—like your grandpa's mustache.

4️⃣ Command Strips: Removable, just like your regrets after ordering this masterpiece.
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📏 Dimensions & Weight:

• Size: 3.5”H x 10”W x 3/4”D (compact but hard to miss).
• Weight: 8 ounces (light enough to hang, heavy enough to impress).
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Why You Need This Sign:

Whether you're running a restaurant with low ceilings, decking out your home bar, or just need a reminder for tall friends (we're looking at you, Tim), this sign is the perfect combo of humor, style, and practicality.
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Make It Yours:

Want to tweak the font or change the color? We’re here for it! Shoot us a message, and let’s create the perfect sign for your space.
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💥 Don’t wait—get this “Duck Your Head” sign today and let the forehead-saving begin!
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Made at my woodshop with deliberately high ceilings in Elkhorn, Wisconsin.