Rustic Charm Meets Practicality: Duck Your Head ENGRAVED Wood Sign

Rustic Charm Meets Practicality: Duck Your Head ENGRAVED Wood Sign
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Welcome to the ultimate statement piece for those spaces where ceilings are low, heads are high, and laughter is the best accessory!

Our "Duck Your Head" ENGRAVED Wood Sign is your perfect blend of rustic charm, functionality, and a dash of humor. Designed to keep foreheads unscathed and spirits lifted, this handcrafted gem is ready to find its place in your restaurant, store, or cozy abode.
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Key Features:

1. Engraved Elegance:
Each letter is meticulously engraved to a depth of 1/8". We’re talking craftsmanship so sharp, even the splinters are jealous! (Just kidding! No splinters!) This isn’t some flimsy stencil; it’s bold, beautiful, and built to make a statement.

2. Mounting Options Galore:

► Slot Routed in the Back: For that clean, “I woke up like this” look. Easily hangs flush against any wall.

► Nail Holes with Matching Nails: For those who love commitment and aren’t afraid to show it. Go ahead, nail it down and make it a permanent part of the family.

3. Dimensions:
Measuring in at 3.5" H x 10" W x 3/4" D, this sign is the Goldilocks of decor—not too big, not too small, but just right. Compact enough to fit snugly in tight spaces yet noticeable enough to deliver its quirky message.

4. Weight:
At a lightweight 6 oz., it’s easier to handle than that bag of groceries you swore you’d only make one trip with.

5. Black Base Color:
The base color is a rich, rustic black—because black goes with everything, from your farmhouse chic vibe to that industrial-modern thing you’ve got going on.

6. Routed Edges:
The plaque edges are beautifully routed, giving the sign a polished, professional finish. Think of it as the fancy trim on a very funny cake.
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Customization? Yes, Please!

We’re here to bring your vision to life. Want a different font? A new base color? Perhaps a slightly sassier version of "Duck Your Head"? Just drop us a message, and we’ll make the magic happen.
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Handmade Uniqueness:

No two signs are alike. Each one is handcrafted to order, so you can expect slight variations in wood grain and engraving—because who wants cookie-cutter when you can have character?
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Where Can You Use This Sign?

► Restaurants: Avoid lawsuits and add laughs as customers make their way to the basement dining area.

► Stores: Keep your shoppers’ noggins intact as they browse those tricky low-clearance shelves.

► Homes: Perfect for that low-hanging beam in your rustic living room or as a humorous addition to your man cave or she-shed.
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Why Buy From Us?

Because life’s too short for boring signs. When you invest in our "Duck Your Head" wood sign, you’re not just buying decor—you’re investing in a piece that sparks smiles, starts conversations, and saves heads everywhere.
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Processing & Shipping:

Each sign is handcrafted with love and a pinch of sawdust. Please allow 5-7 business days for production. We promise it’ll be worth the wait. Shipping is quick, reliable, and comes with a tracking number so you can monitor your sign’s journey home.
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Disclaimer:

We’re not liable for any damage to egos when people still manage to bump their heads despite the sign’s clear instructions.
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Ready to hang, love, and laugh? Add this "Duck Your Head" ENGRAVED Wood Sign to your cart today and let’s keep the noggins safe in style! (I also have listings for “Watch Your Noggin” Signs).
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Proudly made in Elkhorn, Wisconsin by Parch-Mint Premium Wood Products