$100.00
Engraved Wooden Restroom Sign Set – Because Bathroom Directions Shouldn’t Be Boring!
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Looking for the perfect way to steer your guests in the right direction while also giving them a chuckle? Look no further! Our Men To The Left, Because Women Are Always Right engraved wooden sign set is here to settle bathroom debates once and for all—with style, wit, and a solid piece of wood!
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Why You Need This In Your Life (and on Your Wall)
✔ Built to Last – Crafted from high-quality, solid wood, because flimsy bathroom humor just won’t cut it.
✔ Timeless Design – A rustic yet modern look that fits in with any décor, whether your space screams “cozy restaurant” or “chic hotel.”
✔ Guaranteed Laughs – Unless, of course, your guests have no sense of humor… in which case, we can't help you there.
✔ Functional & Fashionable – Who says signs can’t be both informative and entertaining?
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What’s Included?
💡 Two beautifully engraved wooden signs
✦ Sign 1: (Left Arrow) MEN TO THE LEFT BECAUSE
✦ Sign 2: (Right Arrow) WOMEN ARE ALWAYS RIGHT
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We’ll even let you put them up in whatever order you want, but we highly recommend keeping them as intended—unless you enjoy a good restroom riot. (I will, however, make a set where Women are LEFT and Men are Right if you so desire. Just message me!)
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Product Details:
📏 Dimensions: 10" H x 20" W x ¾" thick—because size matters when it comes to making a statement.
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🎨 Colors:
➤ Background: Antique White (Custom colors available upon request!)
➤ Text: Dark Walnut Brown (Because it’s classy, just like you.)
⚖ Weight: Approximately 1 lb. 4 oz. per sign—light enough to mount easily, heavy enough to feel legit.
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Easy-Peasy Mounting Options:
✔ Two Pre-Drilled Holes Per Sign – No need to bust out the power tools like a wannabe DIY influencer.
✔ Matching Screws & Button Caps Included – Because we believe in the magic of finishing touches.
✔ Curved Arrow Design – Mount them at a slight angle for that extra bit of flair—or just to confuse people even more.
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The Perfect Gift For:
🎁 Restaurant and bar owners who appreciate a little cheeky humor
🎁 That one friend who constantly “forgets” which restroom to use
🎁 Your home bathroom, because why shouldn’t your guests leave the restroom in a better mood than they entered?
🎁 Newlyweds who need a daily reminder of the natural order of things
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Custom Requests? Bring ‘Em On!
Want a different font? A different color? Maybe you have a special request, like signs for your alien spaceship-themed bar? We’ve got you covered! Message us with your ideas, and we’ll make it happen.
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🛒 Add this to your cart now, because laughter is priceless—but this sign set isn’t! 🚽➡️😂
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Proudly made by Parch-Mint Premium Wood Products in Elkhorn, Wisconsin